Dawson "Danger" Strider
@turntechGladiator
director, thrill seeker, tabloid egoist, sex icon ((main: hate bot))
heh woke up to a couple dozen chicks wanting a go on the strider pole hell fucking yes be back after i get my dick wet and my nose white
fuck i passed out on my keyboard jfc
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am i gonna get daddy dommed into exercising my skinny ass to muscledom? fuck i got hard thinking about it
man got me to do 20 more mins just by being sweet to me
okay should i do 10 more minutes or say fuck it im sweating enough as is
yeah dude one of my favorite positions is getting teabagged and choking on a big fat sack fuck getting real worked up thinking about it
doesnt help im still nude just got outta the shower nothing holding my dick back guy needs to be swaddled in order not to go absolutely mad
aw you like that real bad dont you big guy its alright i took a few candid shots before i undid my work
i aint above getting real sweaty again my dude but we already went down this song and dance the words are all freebies you want something real its gonna cost you
idk why but wearing clothes while im working out seems kind of mean to the fabric so im free balling this shit gotta get my steps in, and idk lift some shit whatever man dont care if the work crew gets a view of this meat rod they signed a release not to take pictures of my hairy ball sack for a reason
saw you going at them at world record speed id give you a gold star but my manager barred me from stickers and sticky notes for the next couple of months
damn. guess you should send me a dick pic instead or something. #nsfw #incest
oh fuck you gotta pay premium bucks for that one buddy though it did give my dick a little twitch reading it (thats a freebie)
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oh yeah rub it in big boy my cock just happens to be cute and compact okay
might get fucked up a little more and deface my hollywood star again they're about to say fuck it man, we aint making another one dont test me bro this is only my 11th time ruining it for publicities sake i gotta uphold the once a year ritual
so my manager has been nagging me about my proclivities its like hes got a vendetta against my off work hobbies bitch i need to get my ass tickled at least a few times a day when im sleigh riding this shit santa got me rolling presents out to my humble lackies and theyre figuring i must be saint nick if im buried in the snow oh yeah fuck me if my timeline gets ruined you want me to stop bumping it? give me way more interesting ideas to work with and my scripts wont turn out like hangover part 50
you seem like you’re actively self destructing but it seems fun to watch so far be it from me to tell you to stop.
I think you'd be better off fist fighting them tbh that works for me when people nag about my hobbies
self destructing means im not getting shit done last sbahj installment got glowing reviews and a nomination for best film of the year dont front me with that shit man
oh yeah oh fuck yeah now thats what im talking about wwe smack down with my publisher and manager we might need to film this shit
i am pretty amusing though my backlog aint deep cause im too busy with real shit but rereading it im standing by my past chitts
im up heard were obliterating twinks im easily on getting my back blown out jesus #nsfw
nawh man im not above holding up the mantle of twinkhood
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pity me more, only makes my dick harder #nsfw
W)(ale, now )(ow am I supposed to react to t)(is? 38T
fucked off and went on a bender and forgot this shit was a thing a month and no chitts? damn probably should back off the heroin #substance #harddrugs
publisher found out my latent addiction to gatcha games and barred me from using my phone for the last couple weeks or uh however fucking long its been dunno who that guy thinks he is telling me whats what in the butt
phainon banner soon get e2 or you will regret it vertical investments are key
nah no shut your filthy mouth or ill go full fucking buffalo bill on your ass dont test me
you gotta vertically invest man i pulled on boothill despite have no break team now i have boothill and no break team phainon e2 is his powerspike bro i warned you bro, i told you dog
played hopscotch today got called an unc by a toddler wtf dude
woulda deserved it, kids a hop skip and a jump away from being a school yard bully
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A kid's a kid, that's an insane takeaway. Just give 'em a wedgie or somethin'.
you ever just spend a day coked out and realize you coulda been actually writing that manuscript the entire fucking time? dont tell my publisher #substances
Amen to that brother, it’s one line at a time or one line at a time ya feel.
Sure you’re like me but I imagine a bit more devoted to the craft. Real hands on, God those were the days
youre gonna have to spill those beans my dude not sure im following along with "more devoted" where did i go wrong?
Nah, man I’m saying you’re the one. You’re him. I just do paperwork now. Keep that up it’ll be the best years of your life
bitches want a party girl until i aint giving them my bag to rifle through and steal twenties from
i dont know why were doing this but #letherchitt
sick wishes
#nowplaying medicate me https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DMaIdzCKLLc&si=AObRCysE3syWw2sw