

Feferi
@cuttlefishConspiracy
)(i!!!! Be yours)(elf! ((pfp by sailorpisces))
Do you want to come over and play mermaids wit)( me?
Bleg)(. My )(ips )(urt. 38(
I need to cuddle w)(ile watc)(ing T)(e Swan Princess.
O)(, my tummy )(urts.
Glub! )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/9eee42e80cd4.jpg
#S)(irtlessSunday? Does it count w)(en all I wear is a swimsuit?
)(ow tall is everyone )(ere?
Sollux got me )(ig)( and watc)(ing Troll --Epic Rap Battles of )(istory. #substances

Men are facinating beasts.
I miss my old tiara. I s)(ould remake it!
A)(. My face is )(ot. I need to go for a dip.
I )(ope my fronds are all okay. I miss t)(em a lot.
Using my giant lady privilege to scare off all t)(e poac)(ers. 38)
I'm giving everyone a big kiss on t)(e c)(eek or fore)(ead! I love you all! 38D
Aren't you tired of going apes)(it? Don't you want to be nice?
O)(, my COD! I )(aven't been )(ere in FOR--EV--ER!

X This is a notice to anyone who works for me If you decide to visit me today you have exactly 5 seconds to get inside and close the door before I smoke you for letting the heat in #iambuiltforthecold #violence x












