"you sound paranoid" i sound #normal
oh great another being with dubious morals around me cause thats what i need
DON’T BE SILLY! MORALS CAN’T BE DUBIOUS, THEY’RE CONSTRUCTS OF SMALL FINITE MINDS TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF THE CHAOTIC AND UNCARING UNIVERSE AROUND THEM!
DON’T COMPARE ME TO THOSE OVERGROWN CALIMARI! YOU EVER TRY TALKING TO THEM? ALL THEY GO ON ABOUT IS “TANGLING”! BUNCH OF PERVERTS! #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
yea ive talked with a few of them even made a deal man thats why whatever you are i sure as fuck dont trust
SMART BIRD! IF YOU’RE WILLING TO WORK WITH THOSE FREAKS, THEN I BET YOU AND ME CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT!
COME ON! I’M MUCH MORE PERSONABLE THAN ANY TENTACLE GOD! I CAN GET YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT, YOU JUST HAVE TO DO A LITTLE FAVOR FOR ME FIRST!