
"you sound paranoid" i sound #normal

oh great another being with dubious morals around me cause thats what i need
DON’T BE SILLY! MORALS CAN’T BE DUBIOUS, THEY’RE CONSTRUCTS OF SMALL FINITE MINDS TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF THE CHAOTIC AND UNCARING UNIVERSE AROUND THEM!

youre like if a horrorterror was more annoying
DON’T COMPARE ME TO THOSE OVERGROWN CALIMARI! YOU EVER TRY TALKING TO THEM? ALL THEY GO ON ABOUT IS “TANGLING”! BUNCH OF PERVERTS! #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE

yea ive talked with a few of them even made a deal man thats why whatever you are i sure as fuck dont trust
SMART BIRD! IF YOU’RE WILLING TO WORK WITH THOSE FREAKS, THEN I BET YOU AND ME CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT!

hell no
COME ON! I’M MUCH MORE PERSONABLE THAN ANY TENTACLE GOD! I CAN GET YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT, YOU JUST HAVE TO DO A LITTLE FAVOR FOR ME FIRST!

im reckless not stupid im not making a deal with you
