For the record, the upstairs/downstairs living arrangement was not my idea.
you literally helped me pick it out but ok just say you hate me then
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
oh my godddddd youre not even innocent lets talk about when youre gonna let me use the front door
You're welcome to use it. There is a door at the top of the stairs, you know. You were supposed to knock on that when you want to go down. Although, I did think I was rather generous with my alternative solution.
you are actually insane unhinged and off your ridiculously elaborate and cush rocker my hangnail is more generous and merciful at least it doesnt rip me a new one until i pluck it out and its over with in like one second you been on this one for months
I assumed you would think it's funny. I gifted you a ready-made excuse to hop around a little without invoking scrutiny over your mental wellbeing. You were also already gifted with the ability to knock on a door.
are you insinuating im some kind of rabbit that needs enrichment because thats what it sounds like
Throwing chopped carrots and bouncy balls into your enclosure as we speak.
cool and i want a tunnel system installed to my window by tomorrow
As you wish. I will remove the ladder and install a tube slide in its place.