Kinda sounds like you wwere meant to open shit wwith your horns.
but CAN you open shit with your horns i mean like have you tried to open anything with your horns im just saying maybe that shape is actually there for a reason and theres a whole potential hidden destiny behind a strangely shaped door that only your horns specifically can open and once inside youll be greeted by a magical unicorn and he will gruff and he will go my names charlie and youll go what and he will say charlie the unicorn and he will go time is of the essence i know this doesnt make much sense but we have to get over the bridge and get to candy mountain and youll go what and hell go theres no time hurry we have to get there now before the mountaintop crumbles but like youll never know if any of that could happen if you dont try to at least take off the hinges of a few secret doors with your aptly shaped headknobs


