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MY SAVIOR i knew it i knew i entrusted you for a reason i knew you were just playing haha wow what a great prank what a funny joke right it was a joke right i mean you would never do anything to hurt me would you steve were buddies you were just joshing youre cool were cool cool as a cucumber cool as a waterfall even smooth as ice and everything nice
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AAAAUH IM ON FIRE AGAIN why steve why my heart my poor tender and fragile heart youre playing with its strings like a fiddle and also burning my skin like a patty on the grill im starting to think you might actually have some mixed feelings here is there something you need to get off your chest im a good listener you know oh god the fire is spreading oh shit
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hey thats a really rough situation i can understand that ow fuck ow i mean thats not something that youre gonna be able to get over in a few days or even a few weeks god it hurts but you know deflecting and hiding your feelings behind violence oh god it really fucking burns isnt actually going to help you resolve them and is more likely to prolong the process actually im dying please help me
SWEET RELIEF
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oh god its so beautiful its so tragic he learned the meaning of life and love and sunshine right before crashing into a firey pit that surely there could have been no survivors from what an absolutely eulogy on the fragility of life and all its creatures and the unexpected nature of change godspeed steve my beautiful solider you will never be forgotten