i think i might be caffeinated
something about the ringing in my head and the buzzing in my limbs that tell me i have to go really fast right now or something will explode so guess what im currently doing
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC, BECAUSE I READ YOUR OTHER CHITS. BUT SURE, LET’S HUMOR THE ROCKET-POWERED WEASEL GOING 500 MILES A SECOND BECAUSE HE HAD SOME COCA COLA. WHAT *ARE* YOU CLOCKING IN AT ANYWAY? MACH SEVEN?
wow this guy actually reads my posts hey thats kind of cool i think i might be clocking at a solid mach 17 and i assure you coca cola is not the culprit this time although cola is really good and now i kind of want some but i both dont have any and i think if i tried to climb down the stairs right now i dont think id get to the bottom in one piece and i know your argument is going to be well then dave you shouldnt be climbing on the roof but listen you can only climb up or down and down is making me dizzy right now so up it is also hi karkat
OH MY THROBBING ANGUISH BLADDER, YOUR RUN-ON SENTENCE IS MAKING IT PRACTICALLY BURST WITH DISMAY FLUID. YOU NOW OWE ME FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGES. I TAKE PAYMENT VIA CARD, CASH, OR MAYBE WHATEVER YOU’RE CONSUMING THAT ISN’T COLA. AND YEAH. HI DAVE. GET DOWN FROM THE ROOF.
oh no not your anguish bladder whose only sole evolutionary purpose i assume is to store your dismay fluid safely away from the rest of your organs and could very well be fatal if it ever exploded i mean that would be just tragic heres the problem though im both out of monster which is kind of impressive when you think about it given i had a whole crate here like three days ago and im also sort of entirely broke unless you accept stock photographs as an acceptable currency in which case i have a ton of those sorry man no can do im gonna touch the sky
YES, MY ANGUISH BLADDER, MEANT TO STORE MY DISMAY FLUID AND KEEP IT FROM LEAKING ALL OVER MY SPONGE AND OUT OF MY AURALDUCTS, IS IN DANGER OF BURSTING LIKE A THIN WATER BALLOON THROWN AT THE BACK OF A PUDGY CHILD’S HEAD. I GUESS I’M GOING TO HAVE TO ACCEPT YOUR STOCK PHOTOS IF IT MEANS I CAN GET SOME PAYBACK FOR HAVING TO LISTEN TO YOUR INCESSANT DRIVEL.
thank god because i have so many of them im starting to not know what to do with them theyre really cool and funny but ive also taken so many that weve gotten to a truly exorbitant number and at one point i just kept replicating more with grist because i had so much in the bank and i didnt know what else to do with it ill stop before your anguish bladder actually bursts open i would not want to be responsible for another death im a cool guy like that
MESSAGE ME WITH THE GOODS WHEN YOU’RE READY TO REPENT FOR YOUR MISSTEPS I GUESS. THE GOODS BEING THE STOCK PHOTOS. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY IM GENUINELY ASKING FOR THESE.