SORRY GUYS MY BOSS SAYS GIRLS ARENT REAL :(
my sister is disappearing right now what the hell
THIS IS SCARY IM GETTING CONFLICTING INFORMATION AND I STRIVE ONLY FOR THE TRUTH HOW ELSE CAN PEOPLE BELIEVE MY UNBIASED DRIP TIPS!
YOu WERE LIED TO. LIKE MINE. YOuR SISTER NEVER WAS. SHE IS DEAD TO YOu. AND CORPSES OuGHT TO STAY BuRIED. LEST YOu DIRTY YOuR STuPID. CALLOuSED. FuCKMASSIVELY SWOLLEN. ACHING HANDS. TRYING TO RECAPTuRE SOMETHING. THAT CANNOT BE. GET OVER YOuRSELF. YOu DuMB FuCKING DIRTHuMPING HIPPIE. THERE IS NOTHING BENEATH THAT SHALLOW GRAVE. NO JACKASS WITH A LIMP TO SHOuT. GOD BLESS uS EVERYONE. GOD IS A WOMAN. WHICH IS TO SAY. SHE/HE IS DEAD. AND ALSO NEVER WAS. GIRLS ARE NOT REAL. STOP TRYING TO MAKE THEM BE REAL.
I WILL MAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY SIMPLE. FOR YOuR VERY LIMITED INTELLECT. GIRLS ARE. WHATEVER I SAY THEY ARE. I AM THE BITCH PHD. THE FEMALE SPECIMEN IDENTIFIER EXPERT. I WENT TO COOL LEDGE FOR THESE THINGS. I AM EDuCATED. BOARD CERTIFIED. THE BOARD THAT CERTIFIED ME. WAS SO OVERRuN. BY MASSIVE BREASTED WOMEN. THAT IT TIPPED AT ONE END. AND YOu COuLD ORDER COFFEE FROM IT. NOT THE ORDINARY SORT. MIND. OAT MILK. CuSTOM COFFES. WITH THE ARTSY FOAM IN THEM. WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY. IS I KNOW GIRLS. AND THEIR PuRPORTED EXISTENCE. BETTER THAN ANYONE. LET NOTHING CONFuSE YOu. WHEN BITCHES ARE CALLED FOR. I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. AND WITH MY MIGHTY FuCKING STRAIGHT uP GIGANTIC PIMP HAND. REACHES. TO RETRIEVE.