gonna make coffee with aj as a treat
i cant tell if this is good or bad
i think i broke my coffee machine
WAS IT NASTY? WAIT, LET ME ANSWER: YEAH, FUCKING DUH.
it clogged my coffee machine
OF COURSE IT WOULD HAVE YOU IDIOT! IT’S FULL OF SUGAR.
yeah but i thought itd work maybe ill try it with instant next time
DID IT AT LEAST TASTE GOOD OR WAS IT AN AFFRONT TO YOUR GOD?
it was delicious and im gonna try it with instant and apple juice and apple flavoured energy drink next
OKAY NOW YOU’RE JUST FUCKING WITH ME, BECAUSE THERE’S NO WAY YOU’RE *THAT* DISGUSTING. THIS ISN’T HAPPENING, FUTURE KARKAT IS GONNA MAKE SURE NOTHING APPLE-COFFEE-FLAVORED GOES DOWN YOUR CHITINOUS WINDHOLE. NO FUCKING WAY.
whats the matter with my choice in drink itll be awesome ill unlock a higher state of being with appley goodness and caffeine