oh a new dirk i say and then open his profile to witness the most god awful fit ive ever seen in my fucking life you know who you are this isnt vague this is direct what the fuck man
Yeah but it ended up ironic in the end.
oh my god youre 50??? im bullying a senior citizen
You just realized how old i am? Also SENIOR CITIZEN?! age is just my lvl im not some decrepit old thing yet and when I am like 70 or 80 ill still be hot cause striders age like a fine wine #substance (?)
you just caps locked for emphasis me yeah youre a senior citizen alright alright grandpa im sorry for hating on your drip i see now that it was before my time
If you weren't a strider .... nah if I wasnt worried about the other Dave's right now I'd do something, not sure what yet. Can you feel pain?
oh
I mean I'd hand you a can of woopass but some alternate Dave's have been struggling and I gotta pull out the dad strider card with the warm milk and cookies you feel me?
yeah were all kinda kicked puppies left out in the rain ngl happens when your guardian was the devil from the bible
Need a hug? Like I can be a dad for you too. If you want
i cant ruin my persona online man we cant have a feelings jam out in the open like this people will know i was an undesirable child