human2 really do make anythiing out two be a cur2e oh no iim iimmmortal oh no ii can fly and driink blood and al2o iim iimmortal oh no ii can turn iinto a ma22iive a22 barkbea2t but have two deal wiith occa2iionally doiing iit under a full moon however wiill ii cope wiith thii2 dii2abiiliity
"oh no ii cant go out duriing the day becau2e the 2un wiill 2cour my 2kiin 2traiight off" how fuckiing terriible of a fate could you iimagiine that haviing two cope wiith burniing iif you get 2tuck out duriing dawn iid be a whiiny baby two iif that wa2 the ca2e oh waiit
aint even wrong either becoming a vampire or werewolf is objectively an upgrade
well!! i can turn into a werewolf at will not just on full moons, silly!! but lol!
that2 what iim 2ayiing e2peciially compared two beiing a human full offence you guy2 are an evolutiionary miiracle and probably wouldnt exii2t iif not for 2burb neediing you two oh and u2 ii gue22
wouldnt that be hilarious though existing solely for the game like down to your very species at some point we branched off specifically for the purpose of being thrown into hell simulator 2000
that2 ba2iically how iit ii2 yeah our bad but ii gue22 you diid make 2ome decent meme2 by the end 2o maybe iit wa2 worth iit