you know what fuck it ill open a coffee shop drop your orders below
its free im loaded enough as is
mocha huh stellar choice [ your coffee delivery, left within the blink of an eye on the nearest flat surface, comes with a comically poorly drawn sticky note doodle of yourself and dave fist bumping. ]
on it [ delivered to you is a mug of hot milk with a ball of what appears to be chocolate in a small plastic container next to it. theres instructions to drop it into the milk. enjoy your hot chocolate bomb. ]
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another mocha lover hell yeah its bringing a tear to my eye [ appearing suddenly next to you after a blur of grey and reds comes and goes is your coffee order. the chocolate drizzle is crab shaped. ]
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST MOCHA I'VE EVER FUCKING TASTED.
cant get greener than this [ your green tea is delivered mysteriously quick, sitting in front of you in quiet wait. its in a cute oversized tea cup that fits comfortably in both hands. ]
c< stars.... yOure a gOgseNd, wHat dO i Owe ya? >c
nothin its on the house
c< ....iN yOur tiMe Of Need, call upON Me, cause tHis is gas >c