I FORGIVE BAD PEOPLE. FOR ALL OF THEIR SINS. WHAT YOu CONSIDER TO BE SINS. ARE NOTHING. IN THE EYES OF A CHERuB. YOu HAVE ALL BEEN FORGIVEN. I HAVE GROWN APATHETIC TOWARDS YOuR MISDEEDS. CONSIDER IT A BLANKET PASS. EVERYTHING YOu DID. NOW. RETROACTIVELY. IS NOTHING WRONG. ABSOLuTELY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOu. YES. EVEN YOu. HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN BY CALIBORN.
thank god i was really getting nervous there
IT IS CALIBORN SPELLED WITH A B. YOu STuPID FuCKING BITCH. HOW HARD IS A HOT CARAMEL MACCHIATO WITH TWO PuMPS OF THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. ANYWAY. IT IS ALL GOOD. IN THE PAST. I FORGIVE YOu. AND YOu ARE FORGIVEN IN TuRN. JuST GET MY ORDER RIGHT NEXT TIME. DO NOT ADD TO THE PILE. THAT IS EMPTY. CuRRENTLY.
YES. BuT uNDERSTAND YOu ARE GAMBLING. AND PLAYING A VERY DANEROuS GAME. YOuR KARMA MAY BE NEuTRAL. BuT THAT MEANS YOu WILL FEEL THE IMMEDIATE IMPACT OF ANY MISDEEDS. WITHOuT GOOD ACTS TO COuNTERACT THEM. YOuR SOuL IS A NEEDLE DIPPING BELOW THE SuRFACE. CONSTANTLY. THAT SHIT FuCKS YOu OVER BIG TIME. OR IT CAN.
hey if you wanted a coffee thats all you had to say [ hes committed to this bit. your coffee order is made to near perfection, though the blood is substituted for strawberry sauce. written on the cup is “calib”. he blips into your timeline just long enough to set it down in front of you before vanishing ]
FuCK. FuCK. FuCK. FuCK!!! THAT WAS SO COOL. I FuCKING HATE HIM. BuT THAT WAS SO RIDICuLOuSLY FuCKING COOL. I CANNOT EVEN BE MAD. WHICH IS THE WORST KIND OF AGGRIVATING. THIS DEED WILL NOT GO uNPuNISHED. YOu HEAR ME BARISTA DAVE? YOu MAY BE KNIGHTED. TIME. BuT I AM LORDED. TIME. I. LORD OVER. TIME. LIKE ITS MOTHERFuCKING. OVERTIME.
hahahaha sure man