@twinAmnesias I WILL FORCE YOU TO WATCH MOVIES WITH ME, IF YOU KEEP ANTAGONIZING THE INNOCENT!
iit beat2 what II've been doiing two be faiir, whiich wa2 iif you needed two know layiing 2iideway2 iin a puddle of coolant on my hiive floor for the la2t 60 or 2o cycle2
ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED ME TO COME GET YOU! WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL, SOLLUX PLEASE DO NOT DO SHIT LIKE THIS!
no one can 2ave me from my2elf, you a2 a karkat 2hould fuckiing know thii2 II wiill however not drown iin a pool of beehou2e maiinframe coolant, iit contaiin2 oxygen, helpful miineral2 and viitamiin2, and by iit'2 very nature enough carbohydrate2 two 2u2taiin one2elf.
I AM GOING TO ACTUALLY COME TO YOUR HIVE, DRAG YOU OUT OF THE COOLANT AND KICK YOU. JUST FOR SAYING ALL OF THAT IN TEXT FORMAT AND TREATING IT LIKE A SUSTAINING FOOD OBJECT AND DRINK.
iit2 not my fault iit u2e2 le22 energy two ju2t kiinda exii2t here youre totally welcome two joiin me you know but II'm not moviing, iit'2 two comfy. you know when you get that exact placement where you are liike 'wow thii2 ii2 niice ii never want two leave thii2 2pot ever'
ON MY FUCKING WAY ASSHOLE.
ii'll dii2able the defen2e2 iif you make iit that far, ii'm, goiing two bed 2ee you next cycle
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, DON'T YOU DARE PASS OUT IN THAT COOLANT PUDDLE!