two whiichever bulgepanned fuck triied 2neakiing miind honey iinto my food miid deliivery don't boot up your hu2ktop. or do actually.
--E√ Who the fuck adds mind honey to food? I'm no apiculture networking guy, but isn't that like. Sprinkling liquid distilled grubdrive on some fries?
ex-fuckiing-actly iit2 liike 2eeiing the re2ult of con2ii2tently lowered pan functiion iin any and all deliivery worker2 all at once ii can't liie.
--E√ I've been lucky enough to not encounter any particularly dumb delivery guys yet. Worst incident was that time the driver got into a scutʇlebuggy crash when we ordered Alternasian food. I never got my hot and sour soup...
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--E√ I'm not the one placing orders, typically. The one ordering most of the food for our hive is teal. The trolls running the apps behind the scenes don't give enough of a shit about the delivery workers to protect their information. Or the customers. Or anygoby.