human star trek is s0 absurdly hilarious because they really wr0te an entire universe where deep space reconnaissance relies 0n diplomatic p0sture that a pupating mutant could bypass with a bent needle. their flagship captain literally tries t0 handle every conflict by giving mel0dramatic speeches instead of just firing a high-yield laser beam and culling every0ne. if an alternian imperial warship stumbled into their sect0r the entire federation w0uld get obliterated in six minutes flat.
that being said mr. spock is the 0nly troll-adjacent entity 0n that entire starship with any sense. watching him suffer while trapped in a metal tube surrounded by scientifically illiterate idi0ts is literally how it feels.
the primitive primates 0nly made three sweeps of the 0riginal series before getting canceled anyway. t0tal joke 0f a show. anyway, starting the next generati0n now.
II wiill 2ay an alterniian war2hiip, hell, even a fleet of them would actually be completely dii2abled or rendered u2ele22 iif there happened two be a triibble or two tran2ferred onboard, 2cary fuckiing creature2.