TODAY. I HAVE PERFORMED A MIRACLE. @tropophilicCharades CAME TO ME. ON 🔇 LIPS. AND WORDLESSLY WHISPERED TO ME. IN NO uNCERTAIN TERMS. THE SILENT LOYALIST. WANTED. WHAT MANY OF YOu WANT. WHICH IS TO SAY. ⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴🇪🇳✨🔠. I WAS HAPPY TO GET STRAIGHT TO WORK. IMMEDIATELY. uTILIZING MY ARTISTIC TALENT. THE CRYPTIC CABAL. WAS ISSuED A BADGE OF HONOR. MY OWN ART. MY OWN HANDIWORK. MY OWN. MOSHING. OF PHOTOS. AND I HAVE CREATED THE PERFECT BADGE. AN INSIGNIA FOR THE TRuLY WORTHY. THE TRuLY DESIROuS. THE TRuLY. TICKLED. PuRPLE. JuST DO NOT RIGHT CLICK AND OPEN THE IMAGE IN ANOTHER TAB. SOME TRuTHS. ARE BETTER OFF uNKNOWN ENTIRELY. FOR FuCK'S SAKE. IF YOu CONSIDER YOuRSELF WORTHY. IN DARK COMMuNION. TELL ME A JOKE. RIGHT HERE ONLY. AND IF I CRACK. A SMILE. OR MY KNuCKLES IN RAGE. YOu MAY HAVE IT. AND INITIATION. INTO THE DREAD DARK CABAL. OF THE 🙈🙉🙊. #ILLuMIMENAuTI #INITIATION #BADGERING #CALIBORNENuINE #COMMuNITY-ENGAGEMENT
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I WOuLD LIKE. YOuR SMALLEST BAG. OF MICRO CHIPS. PLEASE. SEE WHAT ALL THE ROBOT FuSS IS ALL ABOuT. IN THE MEANTIME. TAKE THIS BADGE. YOu HAVE EARNED IT. HOPEFuLLY. THE SIZE EXCEEDS THE CHIP COuNTERPARTS. RELINQuISHED FOR IT. MAY YOu EXCEED YOuR DATABANKS. IN MEMORIES MADE.
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My laST DaT3 WITh my 3x-maT3SprIT W3nT T3rrIbly. IT’S alm(o)ST lIk3 Sh3 DIDn’T WanT T(o) c3l3braT3 Th3 TW(o)-y3ar annIv3rSary (o)f Wh3n Th3y Dump3D m3!
WAIT. WAIT WAIT FuCK. WAIT SHIT I HEARD THIS ONE. I HEARD THIS ONE. IT IS BECAuSE. YOu ARE A ROIDED OuT. SCARY MOTHERFuCKER. WHO TAKES SHIT FROM NOBODY. AND YOuR MERE. JOCuLOSE PRESENCE. IS ENOuGH TO INSPIRE REGRET. PAINFuL. AGONIZING. WAILING REGRET. THAT YOuR REVENGE BODY. IS THE SAME BODY THEY FOOLISHLY DuMPED. NOT REALIZING YOuR STRENGTHS. PLEASE. ANNIHILATE ALL. GO AND DO BAD THINGS IN MY NAME. HEE HEE. THE BADGE IS YOuRS. HOO HOO. HOW LuCKY AM I. TO HAVE SuCH A FAITHFuL JOKESTER. HAA HAA. uNDER MY GAINFuL EMPLOY. CARRY MIRTH. AND SKuLLS. IN EQuAL EASE.
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𖦹 Was draggin a troll along da other night and dey asked me, "Where da fuck are you takin me?" I said "To da morgue," so dey was like "But I'm not dead yet" I said, "Yeah and we ain't dere yet." 𖦹
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE FACEPAINTED FuCKERS. WHO ALWAYS MAKE ME. CRACK SMILES. ARE YOu HIDING. YOuR CONTAGION. OF FESTERING. SHIT EATING GRINS. OR ARE YOu REALLY JuST THAT FuNNY? FuCK. FuCK. FuCK! OKAY. TAKE YOuR BADGE YOu LITTLE SHIT. YOu EARNED IT. NO QuESTION.