I'll say it once and I'll say it always. They h8 me 8ecause they ain't me, simple, plain, flat the fuck out.
See folks? We have a prime example here of someone who wishes to 8e me. Too 8ad though, a Captor could never 8e me or 8e WITH me. Eugh!!!!!!!!

… uh yeah… not liike my mate2priit ii2 a Vrii2ka, pfft, ok.
I THINK IT’S MORE DUE TO YOUR REFUSAL TO ADDRESS AND CORRECT THE WORST ASPECTS OF YOURSELF, SIR.
Ohhhhhhhh 8uddy, trust me when I say this? What I do nowadays is nothing compared to the past.

Why the hell would II want you
8ecause I'm simply the 8est around, duh. Only losers can't see that o8viously, psh!

only lo2er2 toot theiir own horn, 2tiir the pot, add theiir two 2en2e, count theiir egg2 before they hatch them, and make an a22 outta you and me

