
i dont actually drink too often tbh but i grabbed a cheeky bevvy for shits n gigs while me and the homies play some games and holy fuckballs dudes i wasnt aware i was signing up to have my tastebuds obliterated in double goodbad mode with this apple cider shits so cold and hard hitting should call it an ice pick scaling these mountains of frigid apple orchard goodness like it aint anyones bizz its so far from being anyones bizz its basically blacklisted from every event dawg this apple cider tryin to get into the met gala of premixes bein barred at the door by big burly security pintglasses geddafuk outta here cider but ive climbed all this way with naught but a single ice pick this cider so cold and hard its stone cold steve austin 10/10