i have decided that it is my absolute duty as the supreme observer to eradicate alf from existence for his crime of consuming felines if you have alf in your universe,hunt him down and i will pay with things that don't even exist in your existencial sphere in particular fuck you alf #violence )(oωo)(
transdimensional alfs can seek political sanctuary in dave strider associated embassies around the multiverse
dave what the fuck i expected betrayal from anyone when i was posting this but you???? on the other hand,i could exploit you as a honeypot... )(oωo)(
gonna hand you a soft nuh uh on the honeypot front im doing my sworn duty to protect that muppety fuck in repentance for my own past puppet crimes committed
dave you do realize that you're gonna have to seek even larger repentance because you're protecting a cat eater unless i ask a certain someone to capture and genetically modify every alf to stop eating kitties )(oωo)(
yo im down for a little gmo-ing these alfs so they leave the kitties alone
you have officially redeemed yourself then you are forgiven )(oωo)(