[BROADCAST ENTRY] Hello, everyone. I am a troll of my word. The masses told me what I should eat for breakfast, and that breakfast is a worm. If you're listening on the radio, you're missing out on the good stuff. This will be live on Grubtube and Critch.tv, as well as a video posting to Chittr of me physically eating a worm, as per the masses saying. Right here I have a delicious looking, purple worm, wriggling in all of its glory. [Shown to the camera. It's good to note that Mither's camera is so perfectly dark that there is no absolute way to gauge what he looks like in any way, shape, or form. Just blue and teal rim light, and the worm in wriggling view.] Alright. Worms are apart of our diet, yeah? Why would this be weird? [His head turns, still unable to gauge his features, but notably his mouth opens to push the worm into his mouth. Some crunching and squishing sounds following thereafter.] Oh, yeah. This is... wow. It's. It's something. You can really get the flavors in there. /Wow/. Nuts. [More chewing noises, some head nodding in the camera.] Incredible. By itself is not bad. Trust me, it's fine. It tastes not as bad as you think. It needs some flavoring for sure. That is the money yeah. The ticket. Anyway, [Cough.] That calls for a palette cleanser. [And now drinking a bottle of water.] Yeah. Amazing. Alright, well. That's for the aliens on this gosh-darned website to see how that would look like. Hope the camera got my cute angle. This has been Mither. Good morning. We will be back with the news.
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