right so ive seen the guy enough times conclusion drawn thats literally not me its just straight up not. you might as well be showing me john doe the only thing we have in common is having the same first name we dont look alike we dont talk alike we dont have any of the same interests i hate horses im fucking alergic to them so if you would kindly fuck off. idk if its lost on you all but just for the record two people can be named john smith and be completely different people. you would not look at john smith from kansas and john smith from washington state on a dropdown menu of profiles and assume theyre the same person or related anywhere else and im not gonna doxx myself online to prove it so youre just going to have to take my word for it. im not a version of your friend and from now on if people keep talking to me like im him or just too stupid to listen i will block you bc thats patronizing and annoying as hell thanks
To be absolutely clear. We have Dirk Strider. We have an Egbert family. And we have numerous alternate universes where people get swapped around like a What If comic. And people *completely* unrelated to our bullshit do not often find this website. It really did seem the most logical assumption to us, and deserved a fair amount of investigation.