okay so let me set the record straight I AM NOT YOUR BRO stop assuming shit about me i do not know you
https://chittr.ing/profile/timaeusTestified https://chittr.ing/profile/timaeusTestified_2840 https://chittr.ing/profile/timaeusTestified_3372 https://chittr.ing/profile/timaeusTestified_7269 https://chittr.ing/profile/timaeusTestifunked Now, having linked you these examples of what we might presumptuously call the baseline Dirk, I must admit that showing you them directly doesn't really explain the essential meaning of what we're trying to get across. For a convenient metaphor, are you a fan of comic books?
Are you certain you don't look *anything* like these men? Try to look past the shades and the spiky hair and examine the structure of the face; the cheeks, the jaw. What people are trying to tell you - rather bluntly and without tact, in my opinion - is that this website connects you to a fantastical multiverse where you will invariably meet strange duplicates of people you know with the circumstances of their births all swapped around higglety-piggledy.
Then it is always possible we are comically mistaken. You simply appear to fall into a pattern we have observed before and doubtless will again, of those we are familiar with cast into a strange new formation in an alternate universe. But coincidences are always possible. By the by, you wouldn't happen to have friends named Jake, Jane, and Roxy, would you? With surnames Harley, Lalonde, and Strider in some order?
Parents, plural, and two sisters. Yeah, looks like we've got a silly little coincidence on our hands! How droll. Please understand with our day-to-day lives and perspectives, it was not an insane assumption for us.