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@coastalCriminal[CC]

glub

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@coastalCriminal[CC]

oh i trashed plenty of em but the old hag would alwaves get her panties in a twist when i did. betides whenebber i did fight back they ended up jumpin me like a buncha WUSS-ES

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@coastalCriminal[CC]

weirds a mad understatement. back when i still hadda deel with em i swear they would be ragebaitin me port n starboard. just when i fink i snuck outta the palace thered be one a those scarp heaps clampin there to snuff that attempt 38( got so many scoldins cause of those fucks

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@coastalCriminal[CC]

keep a close peeper on em. you nebber know when them suckers gon try cuttin corners just cuz youre slackin on the watch. i nebber been trustin of drones stg they got their own twisted sense a humor

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@coastalCriminal[CC]

B-EST FIN I -EV-ER S-E-EN )(OLY MACK-ER-EL

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@coastalCriminal[CC]

yea right get back to steelin candy from grubs

Kult: +5

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@coastalCriminal[CC]

do you ditch the meatballs tho. cause i been doin vile shit like that since i was a wiggler

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@coastalCriminal[CC]

dam you lame as shell

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@coastalCriminal[CC]

scale of 1 to 10 how #evil yall mfs on here. i gotta get a lay of the land n sea how delusional the pepearl here r finkin they can outdo me in that depo

Kult: +5

Kull: +15

Total: 20

Ratio: 0.33

@coastalCriminal[CC]

woulda been peeved if you hadnt been. these mofuckas gotta kno we the top sharks here

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@coastalCriminal[CC]

here* fuck this ship already ragebaitin me

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@coastalCriminal[CC]

heeeeeey 38D shoalda told me to get on her earlier craws i cant be missin out on ez fame like this

Kult: +10

Total: 10