GOD-KING CALDERUS
@ultimateUnmaker
RULER OF THE GALAXY. I’M BETTER THAN YOU, CAPISCHE?
ONE DAY, ALL OF YOUR LIES WILL UNRAVEL. YOUR FACADES OF BEING “GOOD PEOPLE” WILL FALL. YOUR LOVE AND YOUR PITY WILL BE REVEALED AS THE MANIPULATIONS THEY ARE. THEN YOU WILL ALL SEE I’M RIGHT.
oh You actTuallllllY dontT know. itTs when You bllleed Ffrom Your nook and getT allllll mad and emotTionalll and shitT
CONQUER AND DESTROY.
It's ★ g★me where you try to own ★s much l★nd ★s possible ★nd crush your foes under your v★st fortunes.
destrꙮying makes it sꙮ nꙮbꙮdy has the thing taking makes it sꙮ ꙮnly yꙮu have the thing i knꙮw what i'm picking - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I’M MERELY PROCESSING THE FUCKING INFORMATION, CONSIDERING. THE MURDER. AND ALL THAT.
WHAT IS GOING ON. WHY. WHY. WHY.
B33 < lol B33 < youll get used to it B33 < *ac settles beside you and offers you a comfurting wing pat*
GRUMBLE GRUMBLE.
Awwwww :( mybeee u cn get urself A l|l ssnck or treeAAt orr soemth|ng :) tAht helpss meee feel bettr :) |ttll b ok b|g guyy!
I DID GET COOKIES EARLIER, MAYBE I CAN TAKE A FLIGHT BREAK AND… …WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU.
coook|ees!!!! :D wAt k|nd off cook|ee :) | hoeep they weeree yummy :) And | dunnooo :O but |mm hppy ur do|ngg |t :D
YUMMY!!!!!! soooo Aweesuome :) | hooeep u hvee A wondrful n|tee gkc (tAhtss shortt forr ur nAme :))
Your Profile Photo Reminds Me Of Those " Crusty " White Barkbeasts Older Trolls Tend To Have.
would you like some snickerdoodle cookies dear? might make you feel better :3
HOLY FUCK. TRICKSTERS ON THIS WEBSITE…FASCINATING.
YOU’D BE SURPRISED WHAT I CAN KILL IF I PUT MY MIND TO IT.
im sure putting your mind to things is a real struggle, pet. go ahead and try.
whats da mattew? yew didnt ask nicewy, so im nyat gonna stawp! wets howd hands and sing lalala
CLEANSING CONTINUES. AS DOES RESEARCH.
SOMETHIN’ ELSE I’VE BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT. WHAT ARE LEPRECHAUNS.
its called laughter. i wouldnt expect you to understand it since youre so pathetically miserable.
I KNOW WHAT LAUGHTER IS YOU FILTH, WHY ARE YOU DOING IT SO MUCH AND WITH NO STIMULUS.
heehee. fahahahaha. boy, you are the stimulus. your very existence is a mere amusement to me. i am the lord of wreath, and you are a small speck on that wreath, orbiting in circular motions. a cosmic ouroboros of irrelevance. its cute how you think youre anything resembling a god, or even a king for that matter.
SO WHAT YOU’RE SAYING IS, YOU MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A SAPIENT LIFEFORM, THAT YOU’RE CONFIDENT THIS GAME BULLSHIT MADE Y’SUPERIOR TO ME?
no, i was already superior to you before the game. i break planets for fun in mere seconds, remember?
HM. GUESS THAT MEANS I’LL JUST HAVE TO WORK HARDER ON MY RESEARCH, DOESN’T IT?
I'd say it's more likely they've gangrene, but they could be. that would make them leprechaun lepers however.
fun fact: mꙮst peꙮple see yꙮu as well - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
ME WHEN I HAVE EYES:
…I’LL LET THAT ONE SLIDE SINCE IT WAS SOMEWHAT AMUSING, ALTERNATE DAUGHTER.
…EXAMINING INFORMATION RELATED TO A NEW CURIOSITY OF MINE.
THEY PUT UP A FIGHT ON THIS PLANET. OF COURSE, THE ONLY PART THEY ACTUALLY MANAGED TO EFFECT WAS MY METAL LEG. I’LL HAVE TO GO AND GET THAT FIXED, NOW.
tAhts ok! soemt|mes fr|rendsh|p tAkses t|me An dpAt|ence n | hAve both!! |ll b here for u no mttr whAt :) |m seend|ng heeAl|ng lovv|ng thots ur wAy <> <3
not yet!! |tss A two wAAy street :) |ll be urrr fr|rned when ur reAdy :) tAke ur t|em
FRIENDS ARE LIARS AND TRAITORS.
IT WILL. *BELIEVE* ME IT WILL. AND MAYBE YOU’LL REALIZE YOU’RE BETTER OFF REMOVING THE CHANCE OF IT HAPPENING AGAIN.
B:33 < let me tell you something so-called god-king B:33 < i will nefur cut off a purrt of me just beclaws it hurts B:33 < its pawthetic that you cant endure it
YOU *STUPID MOTHERFUCKER*. YOU WILL *NEVER* UNDERSTAND. TO FEEL THE HOWLING OF YOUR BLOOD, SCREAMING OUT FOR DECIMATION. TRAPPED CLOSER TO ANYONE THAN YOU EVER WILL BE AGAIN, *DETESTING* IT. LURED OUT OF YOUR HATRED BY PALE LIES, FALSE FUCKING PROMISES OF BEING MORE. *BETRAYAL*. *YOUR VERY HEART AND SOUL THREATENED BY ABSORPTION*. NO, YOU WILL *NEVER* UNDERSTAND.
B33 < hmm B33 < i suppaws not B33 < when i became me it wasnt a fight B33 < we held hands and became one togethpurr B33 < i suppaws in that way im sort of the oppawsite of you im sorry you were hurt that way
B33 < if you efur wanna talk more about it you know where to find me
FOR RED IS THE COLOR OF GOD.
literally the largest portion. of the visible light spectrum. normie color.
“GOD” IS A TITLE INDICATIVE OF BEING A STRONG MOTHERFUCKER WHO IS SUPERIOR TO MOST OTHERS. THIS IS THE TITLE I CLAIM.
HMPH. DON’T FLATTER YOURSELF. YOU ONLY UPSET ME AS MUCH AS ALL LIFE UPSETS ME.
I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS “COSMIC TORMENT NEXUS” GAME.
my kismesis was supposed to play it like a decade ago and she blames me somewhat for not getting the chance. uhhhhh. it involves dreaming? somehow? my kismesis is two people and one of them takes over when she's asleep. i'm going to keep it a buck. i don't understand half of this shit. if i ever end up playing i'm going to be so fucked.
lmao no they're physically separate bodies and they're both girl it's really hard for me to describe this in a way that doesn't make me feel like i'm losing it tbh but there's the jadey on earth and the jadey on prospit, right. only one is active at a time, but they share memories back and forth, and they're pretty similar to each other to the point where if we weren't in a quad i might not be able to tell them apart. the prospit one has a telepresence robot to do shit on earth
THIS MADE NO SENSE, BUT IT IS A START. YOU’LL LIVE LONGER THAN OTHERS WILL.
WHAT IS THE ORIGIN OF THIS “LORD OF WHATEVER THE FUCK” NONSENSE?
SOMEONE HAS CLAIMED THAT BECAUSE THEY ARE A “LORD” OF SOMETHING, THAT MAKES THEM BETTER THAN I AM. WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT.
The way I understands it is that the Lord of whatever the fuck has full command over whatever the fuck happens to be. But the rules don't feel very one size fits all, like they're rapidly different from guy to guy and tbh the whatever the fuck part of it is just a formality Does that help, papa?
I don't go there so I don't have anymore info than that. Just find one of the freaks talking about their vidya game
KILL THE ONES WHO BETRAY YOU. CONSUME THEM. LET THEIR TREACHERY BE THE FUEL TO YOUR FIRE.
it really isnt difficult to be better than you, actually. especially for a literal god in comparison to your false claim to godhood.
TO ALL THE OTHER FILTH IN THE GALAXY, I HAVE THE POWER AND STRENGTH OF A GOD. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GIVE YOU MORE THAN ME?
youve seen me break planets effortlessly, yes? well, i also gained a various assortment of powers so incredible even i dont fully comprehend how vast and powerful they are yet. but i will in due time. also im no longer mortal, so. eat shit.
why would i tell you? if you cant find the answer then you dont deserve the answer.