CALDERUS: "Ya know, last time I saw so many trolls in one place, I was…" | chittr

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@unashamedUnmaker[UU]

YA KNOW, LAST TIME I SAW SO MANY TROLLS IN ONE PLACE, I WAS BLASTING THEIR SHIT APART. BIG ASS CRATER THROUGH ONE OF THEIR PLANETS. HEH. GOOD FUCKIN’ TIMES.

Kult: +62

Kull: +60

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@unashamedUnmaker[UU]

SINCE WHO NEVER LOSES? FUCK KINDA NAME IS THAT?

@unashamedUnmaker[UU]

SURE, WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU SAY.

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Calliope Lalonde

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Zoologically Dubious Caduceus

An ominous omen for a complacent wizard.

@uranianUmbra[UU]

.....oh, blimey, you... .......father???

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@unashamedUnmaker[UU]

. . . . . . . . . NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL. YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

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Calliope Lalonde

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A user of established repute

Zoologically Dubious Caduceus

An ominous omen for a complacent wizard.

@uranianUmbra[UU]

well, let's try and be sUre, i... the planet yoU laid yoUr egg on. were there thoUsands of Unbelievably shitty statUes holding torches?

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@unashamedUnmaker[UU]

…EUGH. YUUUUUUUUUUUP, THAT’S THE FUCKING ONE, GODDAMNIT.

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Calliope Lalonde

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A user of established repute

Zoologically Dubious Caduceus

An ominous omen for a complacent wizard.

@uranianUmbra[UU]

well now, this is a rare treat! all i've ever known of yoU is whatever knowledge yoU passed onto Us........... there have always been so many mysteries, aboUt yoU, aboUt oUr species...!

Kull: +5

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@unashamedUnmaker[UU]

UH HUH. A TREAT. RIGHT. I GET TO MEET THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF MY FAILURE AND DOWNFALL, BUT SURE, A TREAT. WHATEVER. HI DAUGHTER, I FUCKIN’ GUESS.

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Calliope Lalonde

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A user of established repute

Zoologically Dubious Caduceus

An ominous omen for a complacent wizard.

@uranianUmbra[UU]

oh, don't be so doUr! if it makes yoU feel better, i *did* die. got better thanks to some nonsense, bUt still.

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@unashamedUnmaker[UU]

…HUH, ALRIGHT, THAT’S…A NEW ONE.