sbUrban joUrnal entry 1 in spite of the attempts on my life that have left me scarred and deformed, i have made it into the game! as has my brother, which…hm. i’ve still sUrprised myself over that, really. eUgh. it feels wrong, letting him live so far. i mean, he’s not even a good rival, not like an other half shoUld be! thankfUlly i have…foUnd someone else for that. ah, silly me, i’m getting sidetracked, aren’t i? well, regardless of my brothers UnfortUnate presence oUr sitUation seems to remain similar as it was before, as he appears to be in his dreamself while i remain awake. i imagine the reverse remains trUe as well. i spent a bit of time taking things in. seems in oUr departUre i had taken half the meteor and room- split clean down the middle! sadly it seems i didn’t get the sarswapagUs, bUt i can soUrce a replacement. also, no sign of my sprite aroUnd. i’m certain i have one, even as bloody toUched in the head as he is my idiot brother woUldn’t simply avoid telling me if he didn’t prototype it, and i know he coUld tell me given he has that bloody phone now. obvioUsly, the next thing i got to do was some exploring! and killing. lots of killing, in fact! normally i consider myself above violence, Unless it’s necessary, or i really want to do it, bUt seeing as these were enemies and nobody important i was free to let loose! oh, to Use my wand to blast the bastards into bits, watching the waves of crimson cUt throUgh them! or reach oUt to grab them, slamming them across the groUnd! of coUrse i needed to conserve bUllets, so i took some time to Use my mechanical claws to gore them one on one. i may dislike being so incomplete, bUt this new limb does have it’s advantages. the enemies were a bit strange, thoUgh. i mean, they were all the types i had read aboUt! mostly imps, basilisks, one ogre…that one was toUgh! bUt facially they all seemed………..cherUbic? also, they were all my brother’s blood coloUr, except with swirls of mine aroUnd them. …did my brother…….. well, i can sort that oUt later! i certainly have a nice sUpply of grist to toy aroUnd with now. thankfUlly, it doesn’t seem that little game abstraction shares the properties of me and my brothers sylladexes. oh, yes, and my land of…well, i’m not sUre what yet is also. odd. i’ve seen no sign of consorts as i pass throUgh, bUt it’s no wasteland. i’ve been passing throUgh qUite a beaUtifUl sight, an architectUrally wonderfUl city that my meteor seems to sit at the center of. bUt they are all…Unfinished? like sketches from an architect waiting to be made solid. this seems to be bUt a small part of a mUch larger land, thoUgh i feel as if the rest of it is like this as well. on some level i feel like i shoUld be disappointed, yet i can’t help bUt be intrigUed! the mystery of the mechanics of this session and what awaits me draws me in, a glorioUs hook to a wonderfUl story. especially becaUse, given comments made by varioUs parties, winning this game woUld offer great things to me. power, glory, perfection…the chance to make my greatest visions into reality at last. thoUgh, some of those comments, certain actions people have taken towards me becaUse of that fUtUre…hm. it reqUires consideration on what the right path is, if nothing else. as i write this i’ve reached my destination. the highest and most notable landmark i coUld see, a great tower reaching into the sky. it resembles a half pyramid, and on the very top is some sort of radio tower? bit hard to tell given how high Up it is, bUt it’s topped by some sort of white orb. there’s a stairway rUnning Up it, and i can see Underlings popping in and oUt of little entrances honeycombed across the pyramid part of it. i’ve been resting a bit, bUt now is as good a time as any to get going! ta-ta, joUrnal, Until we meet again. ADDENDUM THAT FUSCHIA BITCH PUT ME TO SLEEP RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO START CLIMBING!!!!!!!!!! #joUrnal
