Sarcastic postings aside, Hello there. I imagine introductions are wholly unnecessary. There seem to be plenty alternative versions of me who should have covered the “Hello, my name is Rose Lalonde” statuses in my stead.
No small amount. Good evening, Madame Llallonde.
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hey girl! hope ur doin well this fine day! :3
>([you gots to mix it up now establis# dominance by callin urself rose prime or lalonde maximus or ultra rolal or somet#in]
And who’s to say my official title is not Rosalina Ultra Prime Maximus Lalonde? Unless you’ve rummaged through my personal belongings and fished out my birth certificate.
Good luck with that. My documents are child locked and fire proofed to such an extent it would take no shortage of a sonic blast to burst the seals open. Or a blood sacrifice, if you’re feeling particularly whimsical.