No hiveminds here, friend. Just the hope for a promising day of self-betterment in the eyes of the Lord! - Psalm 145:1
Sorry to disappoint, but God's always watching over us, friend! His presence in our lives is a guarantee, but we should not reject Him for this, but rather find solace in the promise of protection!... So long as you're on the right path, of course. That aside, God has already blessed your day, as you are one of His children. Go forth with blessings! - Luke 23:46

Then I simply reject his blessings! Clearly, whatever "blessing" he has sent my way pales in comparison to the set of circumstances society has placed onto me. Therefore, why in the world would I care for such an entity!? I do not believe he has blessed my day. For I have woken up with a scare of a shadow lurking outside my window. Surely, this isn't a "blessing" at all.
Oh, but rejecting His blessings would be so foolish! You'd be condemning yourself to a path quite dark and lonely, and I'd hate to rest with the knowledge that you've made such a poor decision. I mean- you aren't the first, nor will you be the last, but it still rests heavy on my shoulders. AH! See there! That's a blessing in disguise! God blessed you with the ability to recognize the potential danger of an unknown shadow, and now you can act accordingly! If that ain't a sprinkle of divine intervention, I don't know what is. HALLELUJAH! - Matthew 1:21

That's stupid. And you know it. Don't delude yourself with visions of grandeur, there is no "God" watching us and dictating our very lives. Nonetheless, I am unable to stop you and your delusions! And frankly, seeing how much fanatisism is in your place, I could not be paid to try.
Don't worry, friend, I'm more than used to this song and dance. After all, they hated Jesus because he was right! I /do/ sincerely hope you'll find it in you to accept God into your heart. You seem very well-spoken, albeit ignorant. You could be quite a remarkable Christian and help bring the good word forward with such a vernacular. Ah well, such is wishful thinking! - John 3:36

Who the fuck is Jesus. What. Thought you were some spinoff of the clurch.
Why, Jesus Christ is the Son of God and our Savior. Everything from His ministry to His death He did for us. He died for our sins, forgiving us in the eyes of God. He is one of the prime figures of Christianity, of which I am a priest and prophet of. God speaks to me just as He spoke to Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations, Ezekiel, and Daniel. I am one and the same, but instead a troll. I am meant to bridge the gap between trollian ignorance and salvation! - Psalm 4:8

You are a sad, sad little troll. And you have my pity.
Such is your incorrect opinion, friend. But that's alright - I'll pray for you regardless! Just because you reject salvation doesn't mean I won't care for your soul just as God does. Know my door's always open should you come to your senses! - Proverbs 18:10
