
Why.

I ask myself the same thing. Why in the hell are you clogging up my feed with asinine bullhonkey? You don't seem to know a thing about any kind of effective communication. Unlike me! Using all my words to the greatest of their advantage. Heheheh.

Don't you have a lawsuit to cover up.

Pfft ahah whaat what are you talking about?? Noo, no, clearly you must be thinking of another devilishly handsome goldblood! Yes, yes, one with another equally killer mustache and impeccable spotless glasses... This never happened.

Screenshots say otherwise.

Fine, fine, whatever. You're gonna blackmail me? Then state your price.

I blackmail everyone. And I like to keep it in my pocket for when I need it. Just don't have any crazy revolutionary ideas and we are fine.

Yeah yeah, whatever you say Ms. Crocker. Grumble grumble...

Pleasure doing business Mr. Afton.

Affton, but close enough.

Right, force of habit.