JAKE ENGLISH. I'M COMING FOR YOU.
MY FINGER SLIPPED. THIS KEYBOARD USED TO BELONG TO A CREATURE WITH SLENDER LITTLE WEENIE FINGERS. I HAVE BIG MANLY YAOI HANDS.
see? thing is i'm more inclined to believe this incredibly convincing picture rather than the twinky greenbean on my dash.
thank you, thank you. i am pretty! but once you advance to yaoi 320 (advanced course btw) you see there's a thing called a a pretty top, once you master the tropes you can advert them. but if you're asking what i called you, i said you look like an ass-up version of kermit.
I WANT A FULLY FORMULATED APOLOGY POSTED. ASAP.
YOU ARE NO BISHOUNEN BABE, YOU ARE A BITCHSHOUJO WHO TAKES IT. IN. THE YAOI HOLE. PLUS. YOU ARE RACIST TOO. I GUESS IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY. #NSFW #YOURERACIST
BEING. FUCKING. RACIST??? SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT, FUCKHOLE. YOU NEED TO GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG. I NEED YOU TO PULL OUT A FUCKING UKELELE AND RIGHT A GODDAMN APOLOGY SONG NOW.
sorry, i'll read this in a second. i have a notification. i wonder what it could be.... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/40d28de3efda.png
NO. I MEAN YOU MUST *RIGHT* YOUR FUCKING *WRONGS* YOU MISERABLE CUR.
IT'S CALLED A FUCKING DOUBLE ENTENDRE. WORD PLAY. ESOTERIC GENIUS.