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:> Accepting suggestions for new objects to throw ^t @secondtimesThech^rm. I’ve tossed ^ wrench, ^ h^mmer, ^n extension cord, ^nd ^ wet te^ b^g so f^r. Unfortun^tely they keep c^tching them ^ll perfectly. <:

Kult: +30
Kull: +30
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.00

🧶?

propane grill

Rope with rock on its end. Swing it round them.

:> You know wh^t there might ^ctu^lly be one ^round, my employer is ^ se^mstress. Th^nk you. <:

Kult: +5
Total: 5

:> I fucking wish. I ^ppreci^te the ide^, though. <:

Kult: +2
Total: 2

:> You know I might just do th^t. It won’t hurt them ^t ^ll but it’ll m^ke me feel better. <: