Fuuuuck, from my penthouse you can see the STARS past the SMOG in this SHITHOLE TOWN~ Could almost PLUCK THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS outta the sky~ They're real pretty, but even they don't SHINE AS BRIGHT as me~
Reaaaal fuckin' sad~ Though I guess it's like throwin' BREAD out for a bunch of WINGBEASTS~ Can be amusing for a quick laugh~ No point in BEMOANING the fact I can't punch a few BIRDS with their HOLLOW LITTLE BONES~
~Quack quack babygirl, quack quack. Hey, d~O they call yO~u a pit fighter because yO~u dO~n't wear sleeves? Inquiring minds need t~O kn~Ow ~#suggestive?~
Almost funny~ Maybe work on your ROUTINE a bit more and you'll get a chortle out of me~ Until then, feel free to STARE~ Just like the rest of me, my fuckin' PITS are immaculate~ Good imagery for BOYS LIKE YOU to think about in your RECUPERACOON~ #suggestive
~Never been much g~OO~d at stand-up, sO~rry t~OO~ts. Y~Ou g~Ot it thO~ugh bO~ss. I'm gO~nna kiss my O~nly slightly stained Baddie MO~O~lah p~Oster g~O~Od light, then slip int~O my Baddie MO~Olah jammies, then grab my Baddie MO~Olah bO~dy pill~Ow and carefully slide it int~O my Baddie MO~Olah branded bO~dy pillO~w pr~OtectiO~n sleeve, then I'll slO~sh intO~ cupe and sh~Ove my face against the 2D renditi~Ons O~f y~Our pits and my bulge will twitch a lil ~#nsfw~
Would you believe that wouldn't be the first time I've heard that~ The JAMMIES are new though, didn't know some bitches on ETSY or something were puttin' my face on UNDERWEAR and shit~
~I need tO~ get mO~re creative then, damn. What if the p~Oster was m~Ore than slightly stained? ~Or if I had s~Ome strands O~f hair that I sewed intO~ the lining O~f the pill~Ow that I sniff each light? O~r... maybe ~One light I accidentally zipped myself up inside the pill~Ow sheet trying t~O mantle yO~u and they had t~O bring the jaws O~f life tO~ get me O~utta there. I take c~Onstructive criticism~
Oh don't worry GREASTRAP~ As far as perverts go you're definitely getting UP THE RANKS in terms of a FIRST IMPRESSION~ Keep it up and I'm SURE you'll make the GREAT~ Though the STALKERS that wanted to just get STRAIGHT UP KILLED BY ME will take a bit to top~ But I'm sure you'll come up with something TRULY DEPRAVED~ I did straight up kill them by the way~ I'm nothing if not a WOMAN OF THE BOUNDLESS CHARITY~
~Greastrap? M~Ore like BREAST RAP let's hit it ~Call her blue-f~O~Oted bO~O~by the way I'm gawking at them tO~es ~Chest stretching cheetah print cam~Ouflaging frO~m the h~Oes ~Her idle animati~On's giving a jiggle ~Smash up that buggy, time fO~r a giggle ~Baddie MO~O~lah mO~re like Bessie M~OO~tits ~N~O bra when she's dancing playing the hits ~Fight Night all right waiting f~Or her t~Op tO~ rip and tear ~Breaks y~Our hip, nip slip, we all g~Otta stare ~She's g~Ot the flO~wers g~Oing dO~wn I'm gO~nna stO~p t~O smell the r~Oses ~She's g~Ot that bush I'm g~Oing dO~wn when she thr~Ows us ~Pinning me fO~r the c~Ount breasts O~f steel crushing me ~I d~On't tap, I lap, I drink, til I pee ~MO~Olah! O~Oh la la! Makes SairO~u g~O bO~ing b~Oing!~
Take a good luck~ Got a Sairou on my hook~ If LOOKS were a crime I'd be the biggest CROOK~ My SEXY lips, my DREAMY EYES~ Take a good look guys~ I'll put you under my SPELL Have you HYPNOTIZED~ I'll make you my FOOL~ My living FOOTSTOOL~ I'm looking so good, HEAD to TOE~ I see you lookin' at me, your PANTS tell me so~
~Bjunki's the name, simping's the game ~Pimping the same, limping all lame ~I'm scattershO~t, sit me ~On the tO~ilet, d~On't trust my aim ~When I'm sprO~inging it up I can't fall dO~wn ~Y~Ou saw that ball~OO~n d~Og y~Ou'd call me a clO~wn ~If yO~u spit O~n me I'd use it t~O dr~Own ~O~nly thing better than y~Our smile is y~Our fr~Own ~Penetrate the pan dO~ it cause yO~u can ~Puppeteer my arms set O~ff the alarms ~There is n~O escape f~Or a mustard ape ~When the Baddie's hankering f~Or a patty ~#nsfw~