Oh okay so Lord English is following me now. Feel like I should probably inform the Cabinet about this one. It’s probably fine, right?
man dont start w sum prawns brains bs i aint in tha mood
oof... sounds l1ke he's already here, mr brobama... }:(
MR. PRESIDENT, IN THE VESTED INTERESTS OF DOING THE ONE THING THAT I HAVE EVER CONSISTENTLY DONE, WHICH IS KEEP IT SO METAPHYSICALLY FUCKING REAL THAT I AM META-TEXTUALLY PRESENT ON ALL SUB AND SUPERSCRIPTS OF THE NARRATIVE, I AM GOING TO BE HONKEST WITH YOU HERE. I WILL BE HYPER BEAMING THIS UNIVERSE'S WHITE HOUSE AND ABOLISHING THE PRESIDENCY IN SHORT ORDER. IF THIS STOMACHCHURNINGLY DISGUSTING UNIVERSE ISN'T THE SPECIFIC UNIVERSE WHEREIN YOU HAPPEN TO PRESIDE, WORRY NOT, ANOTHER INSTANCE OF MYSELF, LESS HANDSOME AND CHARMING THAN ME, BUT MORE HANDSOME AND CHARMING THAN ALL OTHER NASCENT ENTITIES, WILL BE SPAWNED SOON ENOUGH TO YOUR REALITY. CHEERS.