Okay I'm normal again sorry. Although I still would like to get in a physical altercation.
That was most definitely a fighting proposition.
YOU KNOW AS GOOD AS GODDAMN I DO THAT YOU WOULD BE LEFT A SMOLDER OBAMA-SHAPED OUTLINE IN A PILE OF ASHES ON THE CONCRETE LIKE SOMETHING RIPPED STRAIGHT OUT OF A FUCKHONKING LOONEY TUNES SHORT IF WE WERE TO GO MANO E MANO. EVEN THAT BESIDES, THAT "MOST DEFINITELY" DID NOT EXPLICITLY READ LIKE A HONKMOTHERING FIGHTING PROPOSITION. IT READ LIKE YOU'RE SEEKING A NEW MITT ROMNEY TO BE YOUR BIG SPOON, AND FELLA, I'M NOT LOOKING.
I'm fully aware you're not looking—what else would The Felt be for? You are away it's #TonguingTheHomies Tuesday, right?
I DON'T KNOW MUCH HARDER I CAN STRESS THAT I MAINTAIN A STRICTLY PATERNAL-PLATONIC, GUIDING POSITIVE MASCULINITY ROLE MODEL FIGURE TO MY GOONS SLASH BOYS SLASH MINIONS SLASH STALLIONS. DON'T BESMIRCH MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY GANGSTERS IN GREEN JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS AND YOU WISH THAT YOUR CABINET WASN'T A BUNCH OF GERIATRIC SELF-LOATHING SCUMBAG FUCKS, YOU GERIATRIC SELF-LOATHING SCUMBAG FUCK.
You know that's actually really nice. I'm glad you care for your subordinates in such a way.
Look forward to it. (I'm a troll, by the way.)
ANY PARTICULAR REASON YOU HAVE THE VERY MUCH DECEASED SINCE PRE-SCRATCH HUMAN BARAK OBAMA AS A PROFILE PICTURE THEN? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
I have edited out my horns to appeal to my human voters (and, it was a really solid picture, I can't deny that). I felt my last name gave clear insight as to my origins.