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β >B] kickin it wit style >B] β
β >B] they b callin me gd cholerbear tha way i be puttin tha paws onnem >B]
β >B] its barz 2 da starz bby >B] >B] rock on my ring been celestial >B] >B] fit 4 a diamond in tha rough im terrestrial >B]
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β >B] city was just getting a lil' too dry i brought the trouble back >B] >B] me and gang gon make sure that he whacked cause we gon double back >B] >B] swerving left to right up in the scat until we caught a flat >B] >B? and you ain't never slimed nobody out so why you screaming slatt?? >B? >BP THIS A SHIESTY SUMMER YEA >BP >BP BUCK YOU FOR YOUR LLAMA YEA >BP >BP CHOPPA HIT HIS PUSHER >BP >BP WON'T HEAR IT BEAT >BP >BP AIN'T NO MORE DRAMA YEA >BP >BP THIS A SHIESTY SUMMER YEA >BP >BP BUCK YOU FOR YOUR LLAMA YEA >BP >BP CHOPPA HIT HIS PUSHER >BP >BP WON'T HEAR IT BEAT >BP >BP AIN'T NO MORE DRAMA YEA >BP
β >B] ima put work on errybdy dat dont fw super stuffed molten lava cake poptarts >B] >B] cuz wtf yall got goin on wit ya palate mane >B] >B] how u not fw chocolatey goodness all up in a strudel bruh >B] >B[ nah srs tho >B[ >B[ fuck wrong with u >B[ >B[ hate yall triflin ass fuckin granola merchants tht be on dat "ohhh u nawt sposed 2 eat chocolate durin breakfast" MAN STFU >B[ >B[ LAME ASS TRICK ASS BITCH >B[ >B[ got me FUCKED up on all sortsa levels wit tht sorry ass nutritional hierarchy shi >B[ >B] guess wht >B] >B] i fucked yo matesprit yo moirail AND yo kismesis in a fourway while yo auspistice fed me a poptart hot out tha microwave dummy >B] >BP foh >BP
β >B] woke up n looked in da mirror n i saw tha troll currently known as Him starin back @ me on sum bloody marrie shi >B] >B] i could only ascertain one thing doe >B] >B] he had tht shit on 2nite >B]
β >B[ BRO WHY R U SUMMONING HER ALL UP IN MY COMMENTS DOE GET UR LIL SCARY ASS TF ON >B[
β >B] who want me >B]
β >B] ay das crazyyy >B] >B] wht size nook u got shortyy >B] >B] glad u wnt me een if ion kno who TF u are lowk >B]
β >B] dw abt wht u meant >B] >B] i be meanin shit all dat time n nobody eva be gettin it >B] >B] >BP wht matters is tha vibes now & DAMN bby u got dat kaiju coochie on u >BP >B] im tryna play cloisterbrother in dat cavern u got >B]
β >B[ mf named giggleshit up in my thread tryna keep da buzz from communicating w a real1 >B[ >B] y'all jst hop out da woodwork jst 2 be hatin >B] >B] if u not gon partake in me w ya m8 den i u need 2 partir THA FUCK outta here >B] >B] we chattin >B]
β >B] wtf dat got 2 do w me >B]
β >B] DEAD serious >B] >B] yaint neva had nobody play in yo butt like a sandbox >B] >BP but i can >BP >BP RAKASHAAAA >BP
β >B] yo man's jst called me flattering n u out here stammering >B] >B] fuck out my mentions bruh >B] >B] i wuz gon drop bulge in both yall but ion fw aggros like u >B] >B] he still cool doe >B]
β >B] shiiii glad aint nobody tryna hear from u den >B] >B] go speak elseways bucko >B] >BP this a thread 4 tha thotties >BP
β >B] u in her dms >B] >B] im in her >B] >B] send chit >B]
β >B] i lowk got blood ties 2 killosophers accredited w tha founding of thought focused school feeding & shit >B] >B] like ngl i prolly got hella ancestors dat were on some swag messiah shit >B] >B] first grandmasters of tha art of smackabitchjitsu >B] >B] whoever cooked up da first parlay on sum choice lil rich bitch heiress packin up da biggest fishbitch of da era >B] >B] one of my folks prolly da first dude to scientifically prove u can in fact die from gettin 2 much nook >B] >B] tellin yall bru >B] >B] greatness ain't choose me >B] >BP dat shit was hereditary >BP
β >B] if u in yo feelins abt a chittr msg >B] >B] mayb u shld log off >B] >B] dat way u only gotta engage w a black screen >B] >B] & wtf da screen gon say >B] >B] nun thts wht >B] >B] some of yall need less socialization in yo lyfe >B] >B] its ok 2 be a neet >B] >B] most of yall halfway there n e wayz >B]
β >B] my take on dat mutie shi is liek >B] >B] idk man >B] >B] jst dont be liek dat >B] >B] u kno ppl not gon fw u so liek maybe jst make yoself more fuckwitable >B]
>( Oooo I give this take a sniff test and it's expired :( can't eat this take... :( it's off :( )
:33 < i dont mind mewtants!! :33 < one of my good furriends is a m33ting :33 < and hes a little cranky but hes alright!
>( You cooked something that was past the use by.... :( it's not fresh..... :( you gotta go shopping for a fresh take sorry.... )
β >B[ licked her armpit & all i tasted wuz deodorant >B[
β‘βΈβΈ SAD!!!! SOMEONE GE777 777HIS DOG A BE777777ER ARMPI777 βΈβΈβ€
β >B] it be mfs yaint neva met in ya lyfe who be da realest 1s out dere >B] >B] +7000 ancient eastern alternian merit points 2 u brah u gon make it outta da cycle of reincarnation dis time >B]
β >B] 20+ likes on dis chit n i go cull da 1st mf i see >B]
β >B] aint nobody kno dis but me & my hb once got invited 2 dis fuckass parkingblock function dat wuz full of jades n shi & we were liek "fuck yea" cuz its a moist ass parkingblock full of jadeblood bitches who TF is sayin no 2 dat >B] >B] any wayz turns out doe rite >B] >B] not only is da party a fuckin farce >B] >B[ but all da jades r liek actually a buncha rainbowdrinkers n shi >B[ >B] but we hella fried so we dont even rlly kno wtf goin on cuz any time da bitches try n get a shot at our jugulars we jst be knockin em out cuz my dogg got 2 left struts & if he bad @ smth i start bein bad @ it 2 >B] >B] fuckin deckin these hoes left n rite >B] >B[ but yea den da main bitch runnin da jont gets all fussyfanged abt it n she starts chasin us so we hit feet >B[ >B] until rite >B] >B] UNTIL >B] >B] NO FUCKIN JOKE >B] >B] da handmaid shows up rite >B] >B] n shes all freaky n fuckin half dead or w/e but shes also liek lowk nonchalant & dgaf so she tellz us she gon help out cuz its liek >B] >B] fate or w/e >B] >B] n e wayz word 2 my mother grub she whips out 2 red forties n tellz us 2 go spray dem bitches w it cuz liek apparently dat shit is liek >B] >B] holy ass poison 4 da mortally fucked or w/e >B] >B] n we start doin dat until every1 of dem hoez melt in2 troll puddles n shit >B] >B[ she fucked off rite after doe ion think we coulda asked her nun >B[ >B] i wuz gon ask if i could fuck but my boy said dat wuz stupid asf which liek ion think it wuz but it is wht it is yfeel me >B] >B] N E WAYZZZZZ aint nobody eva believed us when i told em dat wuz wht happened >B] >B] but im tellin yall bro >B] >B] shit wuz real >B] >BP still feel bad bro they wuz bad asl doe >BP
β >B] word up its hashtag tittytuesday ima need all da birds 2 pull up dey tops n start swingin dem mfs round like fuckin nunchaku bruh >B] >B] no idgaf if u got a bra on >B] >B] no i also do nawt gaf if u think dis shit is misogenie >B] >B[ let da hoes show dey spheres u fuckin bum ass nerd ass no nook havin ass goopy geek ass fuckin losers >B[ >B[ u fucked up 4 tryna keep a bitch from floppin da shi da mama g gave her >B[ >B[ ion fw bigotry >B[ >B] but i do fw hawt chix >B] >B] get it goin chat >B]
the fuck thiiss could haave been aa decent posst iif iit werent for the "ii dont gaaf iif thiiss iiss miissogyny" paart
β >B] bro i put dat cuz its literally nawt misogenie >B] >B] mfs always think dat shit >B]
β >B] my day be so fine >B] >B] then boom >B] >B[ β >B[ >B] nah m jst playin my day still be so fine lol >B]
β >B] ima start buyin a buncha dem eastern alternian paper wards shits 2 filter out tha negative mojos sum of yall mfs be tryna introduce in2 my lyfe >B]
β >B[ i got opps in my own place of residence 2 do tht 4 free fuck i need 2 do myself liek tht 4 >B[
β >B] da huzz consider me a snack cuz i got a foot long of meat 2 serve a sub's way >B]
β >B] yurrrrr >B] >B] wht it do chat >B] >B] woke up & i wuz gon make myself sum e & b but liek APPARENTLY my roomie got a fuckin issue so he locked da hunger trunk >B] >B[ deeply unserious btw >B[ >B[ jst cuz i be eating liek 6 eggs dont mean u gotta restrict me liek dis bru >B[
β >B] ima start a new q&a rn abt me >B] >B] yall should ask me abt CRITICAL info >B] >B] like whts my # >B] >B] or if i can slide u my instagrub >B] >B[ or liek literally anything bro >B[ >B[ i be hella interesting >B[ >B] pls >B]
:33 < if mew were stuck on a desert island with me :33 < whats the furst thing mew would do?
β >B] see tht depends cuz if we stuck & i aint got no service or nun den either u gon have 2 start callin me pimp master slick ryda n let me hit as exercise or ima rlly jst have 2 slime u out 4 nutrition on tha grounds of u nawt fuckin w me >B>B] >B] but liek if we got bars doe ima prolly jst sit in a cave somewhere meditating & shit while i watch arena stick ball highlights >B] >B] oh & u can go hunt food & shit n start π₯s cuz u caveblooded n allat >B]
β >B[ BRUH GET YO OILY ASS UP OUT MY FUCKIN Q&A YOU FUCKIN BUM THIS MY QUESTION 2 ANSWER >B[
:33 < false, the furst thing mew'd do is run furrom me befurr i killed mew fur food
:33 < hey!!!! :33 < nyo one calls equihiss oily but me!!! :33 < give me mewr coords meow!!! :33 < i'm hunting mew down!!!!
β >B] heavy love by trolldetari >B] >B] but liek ngl u could pull up literally anything tht mf makes & its prolly been my fav @ sum point >B] >B] i also fw troll uzi vert doe >B]
:33 < i suppawse i would get sources of nutrition and mew would work on the shelter? :33c
β >B] aye brah i get most of yall r liek weary of lyfe & don't wanna live no mo but why we gotta say it so loud >B] >B] if yall wanna clock out early thts w/e but liek if tha empire start erasing communities off a chittr trend & i get caught up in allat then >B] >B] idk man >B] >B] kinda got me fucked up >B] >B] n e wayz yurrr long live miss rude booty >B] >B] alternia 4eva >B] >B] sumn sumn >B]
β >B] some of yall be chittin like u rlly do think anybdy gaf >B] β
β >B] lyfe is liek roblox >B]