← @unreservedParadigm

<body> ** ordering melons to some guy's house via mechanical drone delivery. told them in the instructions to just trickshot the things into the window. </body>

Kult: +90
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Total: 175
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<body> ** open the window. </body>

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@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

WHAT AND JUST LET THE MELONS FLOW IN CONSTANTLY? WITH THE RATE THEIR GOING AT IM NOT GONNA HAVE ENOUGH SPACE FOR ALL OF THIS FRUIT.

<body> ** some trolls are drinking rainwater and cheeto dust to get by. and you're complaining about free, fresh, succulent melons. </body>

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..OK FINE I'LL FUCKIN OPEN THE WINDOW.

<body> ** that's what i thought. eat up. </body>

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@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

ABOUT THAT. IM HANDING THESE FUCKING THINGS TO THE REST OF MY REGIMENT.

<body> ** not even gonna taste one? for shame. </body>

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@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

I CAN JUST ASK FOR A SLICE OF THE MELON FROM SOMEONE ELSE ITS NOT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT.

<body> ** you're too reasonable for this to be fun. i'm gonna send melons to someone else after the next five orders go through. </body>

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@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

YOUR TALKING TO I THINK.. ONE OF THE MORE REASONABLE OF MY CASTE CONSIDERING I WENT THROUGH THE SHIT.