KARKAT VANTAS
@unveiledMalfeasance
YOUR GOVERNMENT LIES.
Your name is Karkat Vantas. You are a mutant blooded transwoman who escaped to a miserable planet called Earth after being exposed as an imposter on Beforus. Here you, alongside the famous Dave Strider as his assistant, seek to shine light upon the lies poorly concealed by your governments. How Dave chooses to go about it frustrates you to no end but he’s a valuable ally so you must simply deal with it. In other words you two butt heads quite often – though he seems to enjoy it. - No incest, maybe selfcest - Main account is @turophileGibber - Art credit: bootpoot https://i.imgur.com/uLEEOFi.jpeg
IF I HAVE TO FIX THIS FAX MACHINE ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO MAKE IT EVERYONE ELSE’S PROBLEM.
GOD. THIS JOB IS FUCKING INSUFFERABLE.
what job are you stuck with? :/
ASSISTANT TO A GRADE-A ASSHOLE WHO LIKES TO DITCH EVERYTHING I SPEND HOURS LINING UP TO FIT INTO HIS ASININE SCHEDULE.
oh that sucks, you should cull him :)
i believe in you, they clearly deserve it give into the urge!
Your name is Karkat Vantas. You are a mutant blooded transwoman who escaped to a miserable planet called Earth after being exposed as an imposter on Beforus. Here you, alongside the famous Dave Strider as his assistant, seek to shine light upon the lies poorly concealed by your governments. How Dave chooses to go about it frustrates you to no end but he’s a valuable ally so you must simply deal with it. In other words you two butt heads quite often – though he seems to enjoy it. - No incest, maybe selfcest - Main account is @turophileGibber - Art credit: bootpoot https://i.imgur.com/uLEEOFi.jpeg