3833 < Why did I wear jeans to the park??? > 3833 < They make my butt look PAWESOME, but I feel like a forbidden sausage. > 38TT 3833 < GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! > 3XOO
mmm... sausagE. which park? i'll comE gEt you.
3833 < I'm at a human family gathering, unforchies. > 38(( 3833 < It's not nice to leave, even if my pants want me to die badly. >
i can potEntially crash thE party and providE moral support if you'd likE!
3833 < That's very sweet, but I'm watching a guy get bullied by silly birds... I will survive my bad choices. > 38'33
if you insist!