꒰8 i can do push-ups with my shit but i dont wanna embarrazz anyone here 8꒱

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꒰8 ohhh baby ohh baby keep hitting me with ur sweet words ur tickLing my cheeks with kizzies rn hit me with another 8꒱
꒰8 hayate "Laffy taffy tugger" aikawa scho-oLs innocent chad onLine, casuaLties:1 (the perpetrator himseLf) , puzzy agined: 0 8꒱
꒰8 hayate i know we agreed to give you "aLpha" points Last time bc you cried when i said ur fictionaL high-vaLue go-onerwives didn't count but im throwing out that ruLe this time bud, no more LittLe kid mode ur in the big Leagues with me, chad-MEGA, now someones just mad a girL Liked my vaLor #swag 8꒱
꒰8 mad at my verbicaL prowezz, bitch-boy? getting coLd feet bc you stepped into the dojo? don't get shy baby Lets scrabbLe 8꒱
꒰8 youd know the porceLain throne weLL, wouLdnt you you LittLe turd LoL 8꒱
꒰8 cant Lo-ok at myseLf for more than a few secs anymore bro i just got this crazy puLL-game that i even get *myseLf* im THAT go-od, have u Left ur seat LateLy its time to chip ur green go-o-stained cLothes off ur body 8꒱
THII2 II2 NOT what ii meant when II told you two get bent.
꒰8 brother u smeLL so bad ur own Lusus tries to bathe u PEE-YEW, my bod got a crazy naturaL pheromone that drives Ladies wiLd #urjjustmadLoL 8꒱

