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gruuhhnemoooes vaaagaaabooondCrunklicaaatiooon is the hizziiive get this guy his freaaakinghk cheeeeeeseeee yesss hoooly shit hoooly shit maaake this reaaal aaace(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhits oookaaay aaace we caaan haaave the 3 essentiaaals oookaaay cooold haaard liquooork, juice, aaand fooouur looocooo, we will feaaast like mice brooohaaam aaand yooouu tell me everythinghk i sooo missed while i waaas crunkinghk it aaace why didnt yooouu get crunk next time oookaaay?(¬ºཀ°)¬
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ your𝑒 w𝑒lcom𝑒 d𝑒t𝑒ctiv𝑒 anytim𝑒 truly 𝓈𝒽ould you tind t𝒽𝑒 bot𝒽𝑒r if t𝒽ou do𝑒𝓈nt publiciz𝑒 t𝒽y finding𝓈 do l𝑒t a no𝓈𝑒y 𝓈𝑒am𝓈trix know w𝒽at t𝒽𝑒 𝒽𝑒ll i𝓈 up would you i lov𝑒 an int𝑒r𝑒𝓈ting 𝓈tory ┈ ┈ ┈
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ o𝒽o𝒽o a d𝑒t𝑒ctiv𝑒 𝒽ow admirabl𝑒 w𝑒ll ignor𝑒 my n𝑒𝑒dl𝑒𝓈𝓈 caution𝓈 t𝒽𝑒n i 𝓈uppo𝓈𝑒 p𝑒r𝒽ap𝓈 pop a f𝑒w c𝒽𝑒𝑒ky pain kill𝑒r𝓈 if t𝒽𝑒𝑒 i𝓈 𝓈o fortunat𝑒 to carry t𝒽𝑒m on prong ┈ ┈ ┈
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ p𝑒r𝒽ap𝓈 𝑒xtingui𝓈𝒽 t𝒽𝑒 tun𝑒𝓈 my d𝑒ar ┈ ┈ ┈
gruuhhits oookaaay dude we just gooottaaa telepaaathicaaally cooommunicaaate oookaaay waaatch [nemoooes dude its me. dooo yooouu waaant me tooo steaaal yooouu the faaancy fooooood. dooo yooouu cooopy. ooover.}(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhdude aaace yooouure severely blooowinghk my heist plaaans frooom behind rn brooohaaam shhh shhsshshshsh yooouu gooottaaa plaaay it cooooool(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhaaa faaancy plaaace like thaaat toootaaally haaas cheese aaand craaackers fooor aaa ghooouul like i #plooottinghk(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhbrie cheese looovers unite aaagaaainst aaall ooother cheese looovers we need 2 maaake ooouur staaand brooo(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhnooo dude its multiplyinghk it its turninghk it intooo aaadditiooonaaal mysteriooouus poooints we aaare pemdaaasinghk this aaand its oookaaay brooohaaam i knooow furt cooovert is yooouur legaaal lusii given naaame its deffooo toooooo ooobviooouus(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhh[imaaagine im like floooaaatinghk aaawaaay like aaa baaalloooooon sooome grublinghk let gooo ooof in yooouur mind brooohaaam i goootchu] yes dude aaactooor nemoooes undercooover in the shit mr furtiverooouus cooovertness yooouure like in yooouur naaaturaaal detective haaabitaaat(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhhaaachaaaaaaaaaaaa brooo yooouu gooot it yesss yooouuve sooo seen clue befooore right its toootaaally aaa yooouu mooovie(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhh[aaand then I gooot there.] [Nooo ooone cooouuld taaake their eyes oooff me, but thaaat wooouuldn't help nooone, becaaause im slick in this bitch.] [Nemoooes is aaa mystery thaaat nooo ooone caaan sooolve] [*roooll laaand intooo slooow mooo waaalk, explooosiooons behind me, aaand by me I meaaan me, Nemoooes*](¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhzooomg brooo yooouu cooouuld like fly there like aaa blimp with yooouur huge mystery heaaad the entraaance wooouuld be sick(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhum dude whaaateverrr i caaan cooome up with even nicer thinghx when yooouur memoooir then booooook then shooort series aaand then epilooogue series cooomes ooouut pfttttttbbllbbp(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhnooot even funny laaad wooouuld be aaan epic aaand blaaack aaand white toooooo sooo yooouure aaall mysteriooo(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhh[yooouu gooottaaa reaaad in my caaadence aaand chillaaaaaaaaaaaax with it aaace. im aaalsooo here in yooouur mind toooooo.] oookaaay but yooouur mini missiooon cooouuld be uhhh critiquinghk aaa mooovie aaand rippinghk it tooo shreds with yooouu cooold haaard detective claaaws why nooot yooouu prooobs deserve aaa little rippinghk intooo sooome aaass aaand by aaass i meaaan this pure butt mooovie yooouu aaare waaatchinghk huhuh(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhyooouu cooouuld maaake aaa mooovie brooo they cooouuld maaake aaa mooovie ooon yooouu hoooly shiiiit imaaagine im weaaaringhk aaa big coooaaat aaand fedoooraaa tooo the premiere zooomg(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhbrooo saaaid its insistinghk upooon itself uhuhuhuh aaand he aaalsooo saaaid poooooopy huhuhuhuuhh(¬ºཀ°)¬
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S0 t0day i learned that i am surr0unded by LIARS
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gruuhhfuck, she toootaaally knooows aaabooouut my gumshoooe claaassic pink sooocx with heaaarts ooon them. i gooottaaa plaaay it cooooool. My cooover caaannooot be blooown.| ______ thaaats toootaaally whaaat yooouure thinkinghk right huh duster coooaaat i prooomise yooouur "grey" sooock life is saaafe with me brooohaaam i goootchu(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhh[Thaaat stupid drooone then gooot sick aaand died.] [Nemoooes wins aaagaaain.] [Then I gooot hooome, coooaaast is cleaaar, my shoooes aaare oooff. Whaaat's there? My signaaature silly sooocx. Nooo ooone knooows.] [aaand nooo ooone ever will.] *jaaazz ooouutrooo plaaays*(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhzooomg brooo yooouu escaaaped the drooone yooouu think the sick gooot the drooone first woooooooooaaahh hooolllyy shiiittt(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhaaa cup aaa joooe fooor my zooombelly *taaaps mug ssssssiislrlrprlrlrplsplrpslprsprlrlspr*(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhthe werms pick their heaaads up aaand sneeze like woooaaah whaaat I caaant believe aaa wrooom just sneezed but aaalsooo woooaaah we're faaamooouus the mystery maaan knooows us my wooorms aaare blushinghk aaace(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhive haaandled straaange toooooo brooo me toooooo me toooooo *smirx aaat caaameraaa* id be tired aaabooouut it toooooo i hooope the mimisfries gooo gooooood with the slumberburger aaace detec dooont let the deaaad bugs biteeeee gruuuhhh(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhsee mystery maaan i knooow faaancy shmidioooms toooooo but imngl tooo yooouu i dooont knooow whaaat aaa jib is tooo me its like aaa mysteriooouus nub sooo yeaaah maaan i dig yooouur nub toooooo(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhi aaalsooo like the wooord filibuster becaaause uhh filibuster shit brooo i baaarely knooow herrrr(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhhoooly braaainclooot dude yooouure aaa fruggin raaap goood flfiiffllfpflflfpfipfiooon is my faaav wooord nooow toooooo(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhaaaw waaait i like thaaat wooord nooow toooooo thaaat kills my wooord whaaaaaaaaatttt aaalright sooo nooow we boooth like thaaat wooord we caaant maaatch sooo yooouu haaave tooo saaay aaanooother reaaally cooooool wooord(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhme aaand the wooord splaaat gooot aaa thinghk goooinghk ooon(¬ºཀ°)¬
c< i caN sOMetiMes, but, its Oft lOst ON Me >c
33> My St0mach Start3d Hurting Rr3ally Bad Aft3r Drinking Milk <33