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@vermillionManager

Run of the mill bartender. Which bar? One you've Never heard of. Call me Crowbar. [Humanstuck. The profile being bare-bones is intentional.]

Blood: RustAge: 97 years45 sweepsKult Score: 257Kull Score: 25915 followers 12 following

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@somewhereDark[SD]

I read @vermillionManager for absolute filth yesterday and he literally looked me DEAD IN THE EYES and went “I thought you were supposed to be autistic” and when I tell you I lost my goddamn mind. I literally couldn’t stop fucking laughing for like 5 minutes. My sides still hurt and I think one of my floating ribs is still slightly out of place LOL

@vermillionManager

Kult: +32

Kull: +30

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.07

@vermillionManager[VM]

You are a new and unique kind of frustrating that I am unsure how to deal with. Also please stop dislocating your ribs, I cannot keep helping you set them back into place. -007

Kult: +5

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@somewhereDark[SD]

I do not control the rib dislocation. Also it’s fine it just feels kinda weird. Doesn’t even hurt. Normal!

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@vermillionManager[VM]

If I have to talk to her to get you to take better care of yourself I am willing to take that bullet. -007

Kult: +5

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@somewhereDark[SD]

You’re a rude and cruel bastard. This is discrimination

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@vermillionManager[VM]

Tell that to your wife. -007

@vermillionManager[VM]

Nearly had a heart attack when I got home. They did not tell me about that keyboard, or that he was trying to practice again. I think I need to go on a walk. -007

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@somewhereDark[SD]

I’m so sorry I forgot to text you, Snow got it for him and he was just so excited

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@vermillionManager[VM]

No real harm done. I'm glad he's doing well enough to try again on his own. Give Snow my... Appreciation and apologies. -007

@vermillionManager[VM]

Sometimes when I put him down for bed I just get that sick feeling in my stomach again. #vent #vagueposting ? I've seen this tag used on nonspecific posts. -007

#vagueposting #vent

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@confusedDemolitionist[CD]

JAMES FUCKIN BOND????????????????????

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@vermillionManager[VM]

What. -007

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@confusedDemolitionist[CD]

....yeah iunno there's somethin about 007 an' superspies but i got nothin past that

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@vermillionManager[VM]

Ah, I see, you're referring to my sign off. The reference is coincidental I assure you. And in any case, rather inappropriate post in which to bring it up isn't it? -007

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@somewhereDark[SD]

#nsfw for implications but oh my fucking god I’m gonna kms /j Putting myself on blast like a dumbass but I can’t not tell this story, She had me on my knees and She had said something along the lines of ‘being good and listening’ AND OF COURSE MY DUMB ASS ADHD INTERNAL MONOLOGUE MAKES A JOKE AND I AUDIBLY SNORT. so She makes me TELL HER WHAT I WAS LAUGHING AT. AND MY DUMB ASS HAD TO SAY “…my brain said that I was ‘sitting my white ass down and listening,’ ma’am” I know She thinks I’m funny and She had a good laugh but ohhhh my god i need my funnyman instincts to SHUT UP while I’m trying to have KINKY SEX (deltarune explosion sfx)

Kult: +29

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@vermillionManager[VM]

You are aware that these posts are in fact public right? -007

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@somewhereDark[SD]

Yeahh I know. Was too funny though

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@vermillionManager[VM]

Okay, just checking. -007

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@somewhereDark[SD]

Nobody knows who I am here it’s fiiineeeee

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@vermillionManager[VM]

Is it, SD? -007

@somewhereDark[SD]

Can anyone tell me WHY I still have carpal tunnel even though I can unbreak one of my bones within 15 minutes (give or take) if I try hard enough. What the hell. Who authorized this shit

Kult: +22

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@vermillionManager[VM]

Maybe it's because despite our many attempts to get you to take proper breaks, you work yourself to the marrow, SD. <> -007

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@somewhereDark[SD]

Is it really work if I'm having fun :)? Well, having fun *most* of the time?

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@vermillionManager[VM]

Work can be fun yes. -007

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@vermillionManager[VM]

Does no one on this website practice basic internet safety? -007

Kult: +37

Kull: +15

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Ratio: 2.47

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@vermillionManager[VM]

Arguably. Names, Pictures, Locations, all of these are unique signifiers. Unremarkably easy to find someone that way. -007

@vermillionManager[VM]

Clearly all of you are hopeless... -007

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