CHAMMP1ON MMALAKO
@vindictiveMedalist
hahaha 1t 1s 1 yes CHAMMP1ON OF THE R1NG hahaha MMALAKO SKRYMMP
yes yes u needy sapl1ng the rummors are true 1 w1ll be flex1ng these b1ceps on stage for that one group of mmus1c1ans 1 dont l1sten to hahaha 1 amm the MMA1N EVENT hahahaha
xx_eeek_gotta_watch_1_singular_boxing_match_just_2_hear_one_of_my_fav_bandz!!!!_>~<_xx
got to mmore l1ke GET TO hahahaha you w1ll enjoy mmy r1ppl1ng sh1ny mmuscles u purple th1ng
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glurp that th1ng that st1ck f1gure tch ur taste 1n cret1n 1ntr1gues mme
if chess is a sp/)rt i think we sh/)uld c/)nsider gambling a sp/)rt because i think id be the champi/)n
yes there 1s a sport 1n wh1ch two commbatants engage 1n a ted1ous tummultuous battle of chess for approx1mmately two mm1nutes and what happens after these two mm1nutes u ask hahaha well 1 answer they f1ght to the death hahaha what a great sport
g/)/)d answer, next time they put /)n the tr/)ll WWE and i see y/)u i’m betting /)n y/)u winning
bet your puny l1fes sav1ngs hahaha 1 have lost not ever not once
great im definitely m/)re m/)tivated t/) bet /)n y/)u then. d/)n’t fail my caeger relies /)n y/)u
(◕ ᴥ ◕) if gyuu ever need romance advice… i’m your girl guehe
hahaha hello u greasy cret1n yes 1t 1s 1 MMALAKO th1s 1s mmy off1c1al ch1ttr account do not fall for the 1d1ot mmock accounts hahahahaha
well techn1cally both ahahahahhahahahahaha 1f u th1nk aboat 1t crack1ng (mmore ak1n to pull1ng) ppl 1n half sure yes hahaha
Nevermind doon't woorry aboout it kitten
Ook can i have fish sticks as my last meal thoough
yes just because 1 amm a mman of mmuscle does not mmean 1 amm not a mman of bra1n hahaha
✿ dude for #glurpiweek we’re gonna have malako oiled up on stage kay guys? @vindictiveMedalist
w1ll u glurp be prov1d1ng o1l or shall 1 prepare mmyself beforehand hahaha
hahaha ok 1 w1ll be shredd1ng mmy mmuscles further before mmy t1mme to sh1ne hahaha because 1 w1ll be sh1n1ng f1gurat1vely and l1terally hahahaha
✿ no way… champion malako on here… i’m shaking bro this is crazy
ahahaha yes 1t 1s 1 mmalako and u r glurp amm 1 correct 1n assummpt1on
✿ woah yes i would so honored if u used a perfect circus song as a walk up song 🤩