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NuH uH. THESE ARE DARK TIMES, TAVROS. SCARY TIMES. TIMES IN WHICH YOu WILL SuFFER GREATLY AND DEARLY. AT THE HANDS. OF MY VICIOuS POKEMON PARTNERS. I HOLD DOMINION OVER TIME. I ERADICATE ALL uNDESERVING EARS. THAT HEAR MY ATROCIOuS. ROAR OF TIME ATTACK. AND THEN I PuMMEL. THE EVERLOVING FuCK. OuT OF ALL THAT REMAINS. WITH MY ACTuAL FISTS.
WE ARE PLAYING ANYTHING GOES. WHY WOuLD I NOT uSE. A MOTHERFuCKING MEGA RAYQuAZA. HE IS LITERALLY. A GIANT COSMIC SPACE SERPENT. HELLO? BRAIN DAMAGE CALLED? AND THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE OF THE HOuSE. THE HOuSE BEING. YOuR TINY STuPID FuCKING HEAD. THAT DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOuT ITS VACuOuS. EMPTY. uNTHINKING OCCuPANCY. I AM LITERALLY THE HOTTEST FuCKING THREAT TO EVER CONTEST ANOTHER PERSON'S WILL TO LIVE. I WILL ALSO BE uSNG A SHINY MEWTWO. BECAuSE I RELATE TO HIS STRuGGLE. HE DID NOT CHOOSE TO BE THE MOST POWERFuL POKEMON OF ALL TIME. OR GREEN. BuT HE IS BOTH OF THESE THINGS. AND THAT MAKES HIM THE APEX. AND ALL OTHERS. HIS BITCH. EVEN YOuR SHITTY LITTLE JIRACHI. CANNOT FuCK WITH ME.
oH, ag, (hAHA,) i HAVEN'T PLAYED THAT, iN A WHILE, sOUNDS FUN, tO ME, wHAT OTHER, bIG SCARY GUYS ARE YOU GOING TO, tOTALLY KICK MY HEINIE, wITH?
YOu ARE ASKING TOO MANY QuESTIONS. I ADMIRE THAT ABOuT SOMEONE. WHO ACKNOWLEDGES I WILL KICK THEIR HEINIE. OBVIOuSLY. I WOuLD INCLuDE A HYDRAPPLE. BECAuSE OF ITS DEVASTATINGLY POWERFuL. FICKLE BEAM. WHICH WILL DO SO MuCH DAMAGE. THE REST OF MY TEAM IS ALMOST MOOT. AS YOu WILL NEVER SEE BEYOND THE BLINDING LIGHT. OF YOuR ASS-EVISCERATING RAPTuRE BEAM.
hAHA, nEAT, lET'S GET ON, sMOGON THEN, oR, hOWEVER YOU WANT, tO DO THIS,
OKAY RECONNECT. DO OVER. I NEGLECTED TO GIVE MY POKEMON FOuR ATTACKS EACH. SASHES LOCK YOu INTO ONE MOVE. I DID NOT REALIZE IT WOuLD PROVE NECESSARY TO EVER uSE MORE THAN THAT.
NO. THE ARON SHOuLD HAVE DIED. FuCK HIM FOR MuTILATING MY BEAuTIFuL MEWTWO. AND FuCK HIM FOR KNOCKING uP A BIG SMELLY SHITSTORM. OF EYE GOuGING SAND. uNLuCKY HE WAS uTTERLY OBLITERATED. EVENTuALLY. BY THE SHEER MIGHT. OF MY ARSENAL OF LEGENDARIES. DID YOu COME uP WITH THAT ON YOuR OWN. OR IS THIS ARON A GOOFY TRICK YOu PICKED uP. IN A FORuM SOMEWHERE?
wELL, tHE STRATEGY HAS BEEN, aROUND FOR A WHILE BUT, iT DOESN'T ALWAYS, wORK BUT, i ASSUMED IT WOULD, hERE, tHIS TIME i THINK i WILL BRING, vIVILLION, iT IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD IN ag WITH, sTICKY wEB SUPPORT,