would you rathEr gEt a massagE from a man or surgEry from a woman
Did somebody day surgery from a woman? #EvilSurgery #SorryIPromisedIWouldStop
a massage because needing to get a massage is a much better situation than needing to get surgery i dont give a shit about the gender but a massage is objectively more pleasant
N31TH3R. NON-B1N4RY PROF3SS1ON4LS ONLY.
*Say. Committing seppuku immediately.
Please lie down on the cold gurney. #EvilSurgery
aw shit the days finally arrived when the mad scientist drags me to their sinister lab and performs a biopsy on me to figure out how exactly im managing to remain functional i can practically feel my feet shivering from the anticipation
I'm going to very professionally open you up via sterilized medical instruments biopsy anything that seems peculiar or interesting to me. #EvilSurgeon #NotMadScientist #Thoughthereisoverlap