What's in Alternia that makes my friends want to go there— I mean, visiting another planet sounds cool— But from what I've heard, the place seems pretty hectic— I don't know— Guess travelling isn't really my thing—
I much prefer a planet I can walk on without fear of succumbing to some horrid form of toxic waste.
Yeah— But what about being brutally murdered—
Hasn't happened to me yet. I attended an execution, actually, quite a show! The way that troll screamed his final expletive was quite dramatic.
Yeah you would enjoy that—
I'm laughing fondly. I did!
Is there literally anything else you could do there other than watching people suffer for fun—
Well, yes, and I have. I've been sampling the local cuisine- did you know wine here is actually quite delightful?
Well, I don't drink wine— So I wouldn't know—