♦ pitied by @wizardlySimian
@(。･`⸟´･)@ ... @(。・へ・)@ ...!!! @(。・｡・)@ ...!!! HEY! HOW DID KONGAR LOSE?
@(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ WHAT ARE YOU DOING. IN MY. CARD GAME???? BESIDES. TURNING A RANDOM CARD. IN MY HAND. INTO A PARADOX. AND GIVING ME X1.25 MULT. IT SHRINKS MY DECK SIZE!!!! OO OO HUH HUH???? WHAT NEFARIOUS PURPOSE COULD YOU HAVE. FOR PRUNING MY DECK!!! FOR KING MAKING ONLY KINGS!!! I WOULD PLAY THE SAME CARDS FOREVER!! EE HEE HAA!!!
@(。･`⸟´･)@ ...? 🎂@(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@🍰”┌iii┐⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ *ੈ𝐻𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝒷𝒾𝓇𝓉𝒽𝒹𝒶𝓎✩‧₊˚ ₋ᵢFY @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ -IFY ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ⁻ᴵᶠʸ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ! @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?
@(。・0・)@ DO OTHERS KNOW THAT KONGAR NAMES EVERY SINGLE ONE OF KONGAR'S ATTACKS? @( o･ｪ･o)@=0 『エフ・アイ・ビー・イー・フィンガー・フラフィー・ピー・アー・エル・エム・オー・エフ・ニアバーナー・アブソルーション・アチーブド』THE FIVE FINGER FLUFFY PALM OF NIRBANANA ABSOLUTION ...ACHIEVED!!!! @(◕ x ◕。)@=0 『リーサス・ピーシズ・ピー・ユー・エフ・エフ・ピー・ユー・エフ・エフ・シアリアル・ストライカー・サニティゼーション』 RHESUS PIECES PUFF PUFF SERIAL STRIKER SANITIZATION!!! @(。･`⸟´･)@—̳͟͞͞o⁼³₌₃ 『エス・オー・ユー・エル・ストーリング・セブン・エス・ティー・アー・アー・ストライク』✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ SOUL-STALLING 7-STAR STRIKE!!!!!! ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪
@(。・0・)@ IF YOU ARE EVER NOT FEELING LIKE YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH FOR YOURSELF...REMEMBER. YOU ARE ENOUGH FOR OTHERS. LIKE KONGAR! YOU ARE ENOUGH FOR KONGAR AS LONG AS THERE IS THE TINIEST SPARK OF RESILIENCE LEFT. AS LONG AS YOU ARE WILLING TO TRY. AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT PERISH YOUR AMBITIONS... @(。･`⸟´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃ KONGAR WILL FIGHT FOR YOU! UNTIL YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO FIGHT ON YOUR OWN. THERE IS NO NUMBER OF PUNCHES KONGAR WILL NOT FIGHT. TO TRAIN. TO HONE. TO PERFECT. AND TO STRENGTHEN YOU. BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT. YOU DESERVE NOT JUST. TO BE ENOUGH. BUT TO FEEL ENOUGH. AND ONE DAY. THERE IS NO TELLING WHEN. BUT ONE DAY. YOU WILL BE.
@(。・0・)@ MONKEI!!!! @(。･`ꇳ´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ I HAVE HONED MY TECHNIQUE!!! MY EVERY LAST CASTING OF "FIST" HAS IMPROVED IN CASTING TIME. BY NEARLY HALF SECONDS EACH. I CAN NOW PUNCH FASTER. THAN A LIGHTSWITCH TURNS OFF. THAN A FIREBALL CAN IGNITE. THAN A...WELL. THAN MOST THINGS!!! YOUR TRAINING HAS REALLY PAID OFF!!! I AM WELL ON MY WAY. TO ACHIEVING MY GOAL. OF BEING THE STRONGEST MARTIAL WIZARD BOY WHO EVER LIVED. @(。・へ・)@ ...!!! @(｡ ･ｪ･｡)@ AND YOU ARE HERE! NOT EARLY! NOT LATE! BUT PRECISELY WHEN YOU INTENDED TO BE HERE!!!! WOO HOO HAA HAA!!!! I NEED TO SHOWER YOU IN COINS AGAIN SOMETIME. AND DEFEND SOME TOWERS. AGAINST THE ENTOURAGE OF. SKY BLOTTING BLIMPS. WITH THE POWER. OF MANY MONKEYS HARNESSED. I AM STILL SORRY ABOUT SPENDING SO MUCH OF OUR RESOURCES. ON SUPERMONKEYS. AND SPIKE TRAPS. I JUST. WANTED TO GIVE THE NINJAS A BREAK. THEY WORK...SO DAMN HARD...THEY...THEY DESERVED RECOGNITION...AND REPRIEVE... @(。・⸟・)@ ... @(。・｡・)@ ...!!! @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ BUT THIS MEANS!!!! THIS MEANS THIS MEANS THIS MEANS THIS MEANS!!!!! WE CAN SHARE ONE ANOTHER'S ADVENTERRORS TOGETHER!!!!! WE CAN CHRONICLE OUR JOURNEYS AS MEAT SHIELD AND GLASS CANNON!!!! BRAIN AND BRAWN!!! FIREBALL DELIVERY AND ASS PACKING!!!! TRICK AND TREAT!!!!! THANK YOU FOR JOINING THANK YOU FOR JOINING THANK YOU FOR JOINING THANK YOU FOR JOINING!!!
[T] Thank you, Mr. Wizard.] [I] I cannot do this.]