Hey, Ryan Reynolds here. #BigWireless has once again raised their prices. In response, we're bringing back our Deflation Promotion. The marketing department asked ME to be as explicit as possible when explaining it. So... Here we go. Because we don't love fucking our customers over like #BigWireless. We’re bringing back our fucking offer for fucking unlimited premium wireless for only 15 fucking caegers a month. Fuck me to the moons and back, that's a great fucking deal. Explicit enough, marketing fucks? #ɯintmobile #ad #newcustomers #15caegersamonth
Oh, and I'm being told by the marketing department to thank you.
why / did they need to / tell you / to say that / what
Holt frigging shitballs! I know youre troll ryan reynolds but is there even the smidgiest chance you mightve starred in box hit project hail mary?
Oh shit on a stick! My deepest sincerest apologies mister reynolds! I hardly ever cross my wires on the ryans i swear! I love you in deadpool!!
There you go, little buddy. All you had to do was check my profile. I won't fault you, Ryan Gosling is pretty hot. Almost as hot as me.
Hehe yeah and combined you two would be... wowza. Ahem. In line with keeping our hands above the bed covers i though you were also phenomenal in guardians of the galaxy! Thats one of my favourites :)