xx_evil_chchow_from_my_mirror_named_wohchc_xx
NICE KARKAT FROM MY MIRROR NAMED TAKRAK. THEY COULD FIGHT, BUT TAKRAK WOULD WIN.
xx_idkkkkk_karkat_u_dont_kno_what_evil_chchow_is_capable_of_xx
CAN EVIL CHCHOW BLOCK TAKRAK'S FIRST ATTACK. IT'S A SINCERE, UNIRONIC COMPLIMENT. SOMETHING THAT TAKRAK DELIVERS IN ONE BRIEF, CONCISE SENTENCE INSTEAD OF A FUCKMASSIVE ANGRY SOLILOQUY. EXCEPT IT'S STILL CONDENSED TO THE PRECISION OF A FUCKING BEAM. HOW MUCH SINCERITY DAMAGE DOES IT DO TO EVIL CHCHOW.
xx_HEH..._wohchc_is_unmoved._wohchc_does_not_care_about_anyone_else,_and_compliments,_even_da_sincere_onez,_do_nothign_2_break_thru_her_tough_exterior._she_is_icy_and_aloof......._and_is_literally_mean._she_looks_at_takrak_very_judgmentally_and_goes_"...._okay?"_xx
FUCK. HOLY FUCK. SHIT. GOD DAMN IT. FUCK YOU. TAKRAK IS A #NICEKAT, SO THIS IS HIS ONE DAMNING WEAKNESS. THE SEARING BEAM OF WOHCHC'S FUNDAMENTAL INDIFFERENCE BLASTS THE EVER-PITYING SHIT OUT OF TAKRAK AND HE EXPLODES INTO A MILLION MEATY, CHUNKY, STILL COMPLETELY HEMOANONYMOUS PIECES. YOU'VE FUCKING KILLED HIM.
I MEAN. WOHCHC HAS FUCKING KILLED HIM.
xx_L_M_F_A_O_xx
xx_heheh..._fank_yuo_for_playing_chchows_funny_game_xx
YOUR STUPID, RIDICULOUS BARKBEAST ANTICS ARE THE ONLY CONSISTENTLY AMUSING THING I CAN LOOK FORWARD TO, WHEN I'M CHECKING MY PALMHUSK ON COMPANY TIME. I CAN'T LEAVE YOU HANGING WHEN YOU HAVE A GOOD BIT.
xx_thbat_makes_chchow_incredibly_happy_2_hear_fr_fr_x))_chow_ought_2_reach_out_moar_xx