⚜UPDATE: https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/CHITT/fried.png?v=1776449025137⚜⁀➴
⚜PERHAPS A HEALING KISS FROM A FAIR MAIDEN WILL.....RECOVER.....ME.....off blegh *HE HAS DIED- RECOVER?*⚜⁀➴
⚜NAY, NO MEDICAL ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED, THINE SHALL RUB DIRT UPON IT, TIS BUT A SCRATCH AMONGST MY MANY MANLY SCARS⚜⁀➴
yyykw hell yyyeah man ur manlyyy manlyyy scars r gonna be sick as hell at the end of the night o7
⚜A LEWED MAN NAY UNDERSTANDETH THE HERO'S TRAINING!!!! IF THY CANNOT HANDLE BUT A SMIDGE OF THUNDER HOW SHALL I IMRESS THE MASSES OF MAIDENS,THIS IS MY BURDEN, WITNESS ME IN MY SHATTERING OF THIS GLASS HOUSE⚜⁀➴
Please stand, my knight, for whom else shall defend us•
Though the flames of thine enemies scorch your body your armor remains intact and resilient. This is a reflection of not only the pumper, but of the spirit. Mine knight, raise if you would,for your sworn promise to the code demands it now and forever•
⚜THE SWORN CODE TO PROTECT AND SHIELD THE WEAK AND TO HONOR THE WORTHY!!! THE FLAMES OF JUSTICE THAT CONSUME THINE GLORIFIED THUMPER FUEL THE LIGHT THAT GUIDES THY BLADE!! THOU SPEAKS SPIRITFULLY, M'LORD!!! THIS ARMOR SHALL BE THOUS SAFETY, FOREVER!!!⚜⁀➴